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See the world didn't begin with a big bang, it began with a big smack. God
smacked the devil because the devil was beating him at twister. So god, with
his bad sportsman ship and all, said: "I condemm you to be a Human" and the
devil said: "NOOOOOOOOO oh well, as long as I get blunts and girls and
superbowl's" So then God smacked him and it created the devil to fart 9 times,
each fart let out a planet. (Of course, he farted out venus first cause he
just ate a chilly dog with extra cheese) and earth was the last one to pop
out. Then god smacked him down to earth and thats how it all began.
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