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What the governmaent doesn't want you to know.
This is my conspiracy theory. it is really one year later than we think it
is (so 2003=2004, 2004=2005, etc). this is because the millenium bug completely
messed up the whole world and a load of really crazy stuff happened. roads
exploded, cd's flew around like frisbees, hi-fi's started playing really
bad music which in turn drove people insane. the government decide to drug
everyone in the world (except themselves of course....you dunmb ass). anyway
the goverment drugged everyone through food and water supply which made everyone
sleep for a whole year. during this year the government poeple fixed all
the crazy crap that was happening so that we could live normally. unfortunately,
everyone pooped themselves many times over as a result of being asleep for
so long. (yeah, come on. admit it. you pooped yourself). that was the only
explanation i could come up with for crapping in my bed a few years back.
PEACE.
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