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sung to the original song Barney sings at the end of each show...
Submitted by
Boxtop11
1. Joy to the World
That Barney's dead
We bar-be-cued his head!
What happened to his bo-dy?
We flushed it down the pot-ty!
'Round an' 'round it goes...
Where it stops nobody knows...
Down in the sewer there...he...goeeeeeeeeeees!
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2. I hate you!
You hate me!
Let's hang Barney from a tree!
With a knife through his back and a gun to his head,
Pull the trigger, Barney's dead!
Submitted by
Go
Smoke A Toilet
1. I hate you
You hate me
We're a...fishtank
And we smoke CDs til we die
What does this have to do with Barney?
Nothing! Deal with it!!! I have a (censored) contract to keep, you stupid
heap of mattress kissers!!!!!!!!
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2. I hate you
You hate me
We're a racist family
So let's kill the f***ing b**** that is Barney
Then the world will be much more happy
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3. Barney sucks
Barney sucks
I hate him
He's so........messed up
And I'd give anything to see his head fall off
Okay, this doesn't rhyme, but I'd pay to see his costume head somehow fall
off in a live performance.
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4. Barney Barney Barney
Ban the effing Barney
He's bad, he sucks, and he's a nuisance to adults everywhere
I hate Barney
But I also hate Chemistry
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5. BARNEY'S A STUPID A-HOLE
HE SUCKS
HE SHOULD HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE
I HATE THE EFFIN BEE
HE'S SO DUMB HE CAN'T BREATHE
SO HE DIED
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6. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He hates me and I hate you
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He hates me and I hate you
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He hates me and I hate you
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He hates me and I hate you
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He hates me and I hate you
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He hates me and I hate you
etc.
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7. BARNEY BARNEY BARNEY DIE DIE DIE
BARNEY BARNEY BARNEY DIE DIE DIE
BARNEY BARNEY BARNEY DIE DIE DIE
Good God, you've peed off everyone on the entire planet. GET YOUR EFFING
SHOW CANCELLED OR SOMETHING!!! Geez.
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8. Things I hate:
1. Barney (most of all)
2. Chemistry
3. Writing Chemistry labs
4. Having to write Chemistry labs
5. Nights when I don't finish Chemistry labs
6. Nights when I do finish Chemistry labs
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9. I hate you
You hate me
Let's hang Chemistry from a tree
And while we're at it, let's damage Barney's reputation.
With a demolition charge at the set of the tv show,
Does Barney have any future? Heck friggin no!
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10. Barney Barney Barney
Even the name sounds effed-up
He's almost as bad as Chemistry
He's worse. Trust me.
So let's boycott Barney!!!!!!!!
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11. I hate you
You hate me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
Then take him down when we realize that we'd rather watch him than do a Chemistry
lab
Maybe he's worth something after all!
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12. I hate the purple dude
I think he's really rude
So flush him down the sood
And I don't really know what that is
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13. I hate you
You hate me
Let's make Barney go on a killing spree
Well, no, let's not cuz he's too dumb to follow orders
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14. Chemistry
Chemistry
Barney Barney Barney Barney
These are the things that really, really tick off me
Barney sucks more, though
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15. Barney had some cannibals
Cannibals
Cannibals
Barney had some cannibals
And they liked Chemistry
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16. I hate you
You hate me
Let's make Chemistry go on a killing spree
Wait, that's impossible. I HATE CHEMISTRY!!!!!!
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17. I hate you
You hate me
Aren't you tired of this line you see?
So let's get to the point and say what I hate
Chemistry and Barney, mate!
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18. I hate him
I hate it
I don't really give a...........darn
About the two things that I really hate
Chemistry and Barney, mate!
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19. I hate you
You hate me
Let's hang channel 4 from a tree
What the heck were they thinking when the Barney show was shown?
They shoulda known that Barney blowed!
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20. Chemistry
And Barney
Two things that I hate, really
So put them both in an incubator
And set the temperature way too high.
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21. I hate you
You hate me
We're an angry family
With a punch and a kick and a bite from here to there
Barney's in a grave, that's where!
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22. I hate you
You hate me
Let's hang chemis-friggin-try
It's a useless piece of junk, clogging our dang minds
Barney's also like this, too!
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23. I hate you
You hate me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
And the rest of all the group follows on the spot
Broadcast this and watch them drop!
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24. I hate you
You hate me
Let's kill Barney, hee hee hee
I'm insane, oh yes I know, I don't give a darn
Barney's burned down in a barn!
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25. I hate them
Licenses
Let's burn them in a fire
So no one can frickin drive in this frickin world
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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26. I'd like a
Roadtest in
The year of 2003
So I'll finally drive a-motherfrickin-lone
Anywhere that I can go!
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27. I hate you
You hate me
Let's set on fire: Chemistry
So we don't have to suffer it's pointlessness again
Stop the friggin suff-fer-en!
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28. I hate this
Friggin thing
Called not having a license
Let's hang them and also Barney and Chemistry
Watch 'em suffer, watch 'em drop!
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29. I hate you
You hate me
Let's hang Barney from a tree
And broadcast it live on tv
Oh, how I hate Chemisry!
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30. I hate you
You hate me
Let's hang homework from a tree
And then let's hang Barney and Chemis-frickin-tree
And broadcast it on live TV!
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31. I hate you
You hate me
If you're easily overtaken by jealousy
Never accept a ride from one of your old peers
If they have a license and you don't!
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32. I hate you
You hate me
Let's burn frickin jealousy
That, along with homework, Chemistry and Barney
And broadcast it on live TV!
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33. I hate you
You hate me
We're Jerry Springer's family
With a punch and a kick and maim from me to you
Nobody says, "I love you!"
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34. I hate you
You hate me
Let's take a road test here with me
With a pass and the joy that I have my frickin license
Good God I need my license!!!
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35. I hate you
You hate me
I'm overcome by jealousy
Burn the licenses that are had by teenagers
And stop when I get frickin mine!!!
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36. I hate you
You hate me
I know stuff that would please me
Burning licenses, homework, Chemistry and Barney
And broadcasting it on live TV!
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37. I hate you
You hate me
Let's eat some macaroni and cheese
Then get jealous of people who have their licenses
Then end the day with homework...ugh
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38. I hate you
You hate me
Let's hang licenses from a tree
Or better yet watch them burn in a fire
And broadcast it on live TV!!!
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39. I hate you
You hate me
Is this song frickin poetry?
I wanna see licenses, homework, Barney and Chemistry burn
What a lesson we'd all learn!
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40. I hate you
You hate me
Let's all plot to kill Barney
When he slips on the wax and falls to the floor,
No more purple dinosaur!
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41. I hate you
You hate me
Let's get eaten up by jealousy
And get enraged every time we get driven by a peer
And hope our road test's getting near!
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42. I hate you
You hate me
Let's all get a frickin license
With a road test coming up who-knows-frickin-when
I will get my license then!
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