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By
Jono
Stuffed
Mary had a little lamb
Its mouth was full of blisters
now it's on a barbecue pyre
with all its brothers and sisters
Mary's lamb had foot and mouth
The vet he came and shot it
But mary's dad had shagged it first
And now her mother's got it.
Submitted by
Gemma
1. Mary had a little lamb
She fed it castor oil
And everywhere that wee lamb went
It fertilized the soil.
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2. Mary had a little lamb
It was always gruntin'
She tied it to a wooden fence
And kicked it's little **** in.
Submitted by
Mary
Anne
Mary had a little lamb
She tied him to the heater
Every time he turned around...
He burnt his little peeter.
Submitted by
ShockTheMonkey
1. Mary Had a little hen
She kept it in a bucket
Every time she let it out
The rooster tried to.... dance
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2. Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every
time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt it was split up the front
but she didn't wear that very often
coz they could see her ...... knee.
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3. Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon
Submitted by
rod
1. Mary had a little lamb.
How the hell did that happen.
2. Mary had a little lamb.
It ran head first into a pylon
40000 volts went up its ass
and turned its wool to nylon.
Submitted by
phil
Mary had a little lamb,
she tied it to a pylon,
a 1000 volts went up its arse,
and now its turned to nylon!
Mary had a litte lamb,
it had a touch of colic,
she fed it brandy everyday,
and now its an alchoholic!
Submitted by
CockLunch
Mary was a lil whore,
lil whore,
lil whore
so we smacked her in the mouf until she gave us all her dough
Submitted by
8===D
Mary had a little lamb
and 1 side order of fries
Submitted by
Nervous
Squid
Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a duck.
She put them on the window sill,
To see if they would .... fall off
Submitted by
He
real small...
Mary had alittle
and his dick was all so shit up
It was all so small
But i did it any way.
When it went up inthere
it started to fall out.
Even though i was a virgin
it still fell out.
Submitted by
Go
Smoke A Toilet
1. Mary had a little lamb
He went and smoked his aunt
Why did he smoke a soup can
Go smoke a deoderant roll
Go smoke a macaroni and cheese
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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2. Mary had a little lamb
OOH OOH OOH SODIUUUMMMMMM HYDROXIDEEEE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
SODIUMMMMMMMM HYDROXIDEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
GO SMOKE A SODIUM BICARBONATE
And then she drank the flow
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3. What the heck happened to the glass fish aquarium?
Submitted by
me
1. mary had a little lamb little lamb mary had a little lamb THE BLOODY
BITCH SHOULDNT KEEP ANIMALS HAAAATE CRIIIIME
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2. mary had a little lamb little lamb mary had a little lamb
Submitted by
Mogwai
Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bucket
I've often seen her little lamb
But I've never seen her ... feed it
Submitted by
blakey
mary had a little lamb
she feed it on cream crackers
and every time she dropped a crumb
she kicked it in the knackers!
Submitted by
Siscb
Mary had a little lamb she kept it in a bucket, she also had a little dog
which always tried to F*** it.
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