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By ShockTheMonkey
1. i once fell and hit my head
hit my head
hit my head
i once fell and hit my head
and now im a woman
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2. i once sneezed and corn fell out
corn fell out
corn fell out
i once sneezed and corn fell out
and now im lactose intolerant
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3. Stephan Hawking's evil plan
evil plan
evil plan
Stephan Hawking's evil plan
remove the plug
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4. who will buy my purple shoe
purple shoe
purple shoe
if u dont i will run after you
and beat you to death with it until you pay up dammit
(after crazy old lady in camden wouldnt take no for answer, we dont want
your freakin shoe!!!!!!!!!)
By
Boxtop11
I just ripped a big loud fart,
big loud fart,
big loud fart,
I just ripped a big loud fart,
and everybody died.
Submitted by
brainchick91
my butt didn't pass preschool
pass preschool
pass preschool
my butt didn't pass preschool
so it is a dumbass
(get it?)
Submitted by
peppercheese
Londons ass wears a crown
wears a crown
wears a crown
londons ass wears a crown
and now It's homosexual
(SEXXXXXXXXU-OO-OO-ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!)
Submitted by
Go
Smoke A Toilet
1. London Bridge is burning up
Burning up
Burning up
London Bridge is burning up
Cuz I wanted to smoke it!!!!!!!!!!
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2. London Bridge is a bird
Is a bird
Is a bird
Is a bird
London Bridge is a bird
Oh wait, no it's not!!!!!!!!!!!
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