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sung to the original Popeye TV theme song
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the heater
And blew off my weiner
I'm popeye the sailor man!
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I'm Robbie the principal man
I wear a fur coat
while I fuck on a goat
I'm Robbie the principal man - Baa Baa
Submitted by
Jono
Stuffed
1. I'm popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
I sit next to granny
And tickle her fanny
I'm popeye the sailor man.
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2. I'm popeye the sailor man
I live in a frying pan
I turned on the gas
And burned my ass
I'm popeye the sailor man
Submitted by
Gemma
1. I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I eat all the worms and I spit out the germs
I'm Popeye the sailor man!
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2. I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
I like to go swimmin'
with barenaked wimmin
I'm Popeye the sailor man!
Submitted by
Helen
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a ceiling fan
I smoked some bad grass
Which burnt off my ass
I'm Popeye the sailor man
Submitted by
You_All_Suck!!
I'm Karly The Wicked Bitch
I Can Tell That You All Suck Dick
So Shut The Fuck Up Before I Bust Up A Nut
I'm Karly The Wicked Bitch
I'm One Tough Gazookus
Who Hates All You loozas
I Ain't Puttin Up With No Shit
I Bitchs 'Em And cuffs 'Em
And Always Out Roughs 'Em
And None Of 'Em Gets Nowhere
If Anyone Dares To Risk My "Fisk"
It's "Cuff"An It's "Wham"Un'erstan?
So Keep "Good Be-hav-or"
And Stop Diss'n The Sailor
Popeye The Sailor Man.
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so do you all understand now???
this is my song and i just wrote it up now so FUCK off and leave poor popeye
alone or....
I'll bitchs 'Em And cuffs 'Em
And i Always Out Roughs 'Em
And Find Out Where Y'all Live!! BITCH!!
Submitted by
J
Dogg
I'm popeye the sailor man
I live in the garbage can
he'll stick out his love root
And put it in your girlfriends poop chute
He's popeye the sailor man
Submitted by
Fat
Bluto
He is Popeye the Sailor's fan,
He is Popeye the Sailor's man,
He is gay in the finish,
Cause he eats too much spinach.
He is Popeye the gay Sailor man.
Submitted by
Dion
1. Note: I am not racist I heard this from a friend.
Im popeye the giving man
I live in a garbage can
gave away my weiner
to some dickless beaner
im Poppy The giving man.
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2. Im poppy the sailor man i live in a frying pan i cut off my weaner
and threw it in the heater im popeye the sailor man.
Submitted by
brainchick91
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I like to use bongs
With women in thongs
I'm Popeye the sailor man
Submitted by
paulinauckland
i am popeye the soler man i live in a carravan the craws are so naghty the
play with my tortie i am
popeye the soiler man
poooppppo
i am opeye the soiler man i live in a carvavan i live with my grany i tickelded
her fannybi an popeye the soiker man pooop
(and then in another submission)
i am popeye the soler man i live in a carravan open the door and poop on
the floor i am popeye the soiler man
poooppppo
Submitted by
Kriskellari
I'm popeye the sailor man
i live in a garbage can
he likes lots of women
and likes to go fishin'
no theres a mini man
Submitted by
daniella
i'm popeye the sailor man
i live in a frying pan
turn on the stove and
i'll burn my but oh
i'm popeye the sailor man.
(this person sent this same thing in twice...)
Submitted by
Sean
Whiting
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in Pakistan,
when I see Buddha
it gives me the shudders,
I'm Popeye the racist man.
Submitted by
LLCoolJ
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I fish for bass
and live with no ass
I'm popeye the sailor man
toot!! toot!!
Submitted by
Sexy
Pirate alien Man
im popeye the sailor man,
I spend all my time with a lamb
we both have a fetish
that revolves around lettuce
Im popeye the fetish man
Submitted by
Rebel_Mann
I'm popeye the hunting man I live in a deer stand! Ilove to shoot deer while
I'm dranking a cold beer!!!!!!!!!!
Because I'm popeye the hunting man!!!! POW POW
Submitted by
King
Winsor
I'm Popeye The Sailor Man I live in a garbadge can I like to go swimmin with
bulegged wimmin I'm popeye The Sailor Man !
Submitted by
brandon
I'm popeye the sailor man
I live in a fire land
I eat lots of spinach
And crumbled at the finish
I'm popeye the sailor man - toot toot
Submitted by
Booooobies
I'm popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
Theres a hole in the middle
where i do a piddle
i'm popeye the sailor man
Submitted by
Go
Smoke A Toilet
1. I'm Popeye the sailor man
Go smoke my deoderant
And when you do finish go smoke my eff nail
Cuz I'm King Mongkut Sailor Man!!!!!
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2. I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a deoderant can
My buddy says "Mama"
When I pull his string
I'm Popeye the Modem Man!
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3. I'm Popeye The Toilet Man
I smoke it all night
And I hate racists that say credit cards taste good
I'm mini-me the mini-man!!!!!
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4. I'm Popeye the sailor man
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'm Popeye the sailor man!
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5. I'm Popeye the sailor man
Ouch
I'm Popeye the sailor man!
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6. I'm Popeye the sailor man
I smoke Pinocchio
Every day and every night
I smoke Pinocchio!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by
EMMA
AKA OLIVE
I'M POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN
GOT MARRIED TO A MAN
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY,I CHANED MY SEX
NOW I'M POPEYE THE GAY SAILOR MAN
Submitted by
Sam
I'm popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I smell lots of odor
Cause I live near the boarder
I'm popeye the salior man
Submitted by
Boxtop11
I'm Popeye the Salior Man
I moved in with Sam I Am
This guy's a real jackass
So I killed him in Chem class
I'm Popeye the Salior Man!
OLE!
Submitted by
Captain
Super
I'm Popeye the sailor man,
my taste in women is bland.
I like olive oyl, is she really a goyl ?
She sure ain't no venus, she might have a penis !
I'm popeye the confused as to what sex Olive Oyl is and why I'm even attracted
to her and always figthing Bluto over her ... Sailor Man.
Submitted by
Uncle
Sam
I'm Saddam the dictator man.
The U.S. is shooting missles up my can.
I gas my own people, cause' I'm awfully evil.
I'm Saddam the dictator man.
Submitted by
crackhead
popeye the saloir man he lives in a caravan he turned on the gas and blew
up his ass thats popeye the saloir maaaaaaaan
Submitted by
Mr.
Person
Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a garbage can,
Rub fish on my thong then Put it on,...
Popeye the sailor man
Submitted by
retard
ON strike
Im popeye the sailor man
I shove my hand up his can
I am really gay
Cuz I kiss men all day
Im popeye the gay spinache dude who...eats spinach to be all buff so he can
get olive oyl but thats just an exuse cuz he like men...because hes gay...the
sailor man...TOOT TOOT!
Submitted by
The
typical Aussie bloke
1. I'm Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I wear a pair of thongs
(Oi! Oi!)
Stubby shorts and shearer's singlet
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I drive a Kingswood ute
(Oi! Oi!)
Down to the pub to get pissed with me mates
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I live in old rusty tin roof farm house
(Oi! Oi!)
I watch footy on TV while drinkin a slab of VB
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I have a beer gut
(Oi! Oi!)
Because I live on beer and meat pies and am a lazy bloke
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I like to hang out at the cricket
(Oi! Oi!)
To boo the opposite team and launch beer cans at them
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I own a cattle dog
(Oi! Oi!)
He's name is Bluey and he barks 24/7
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I own a dunny can
(Oi! Oi!)
It stinks of shit and piss because I never clean it out
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I worship footy and cricket
(Oi! Oi!)
Because Shane Warn is god and Plugger is the devil
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I'm Robbo the yobbo man
(Oi! Oi!)
I'm a fat lazy ocker that doesn't give a shit
I'm Robbo the YOBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!
(Oi! Oi!)
(Aussie Aussie Aussie!!! Oi Oi Oi!!!)
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2. I'm popoff the farting man
(fart-fart)
I live on eggs and baked beans
(fart-fart)
I light up my farts and blowtorch me mates
I'm popoff the farting man
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3. I'm Bill the fat construction worker man
I live on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
When I use my jackhammer my plumber's crack is exposed
I'm Bill the fat construction worker man
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4. I'm Buck the hillbilly man
(hiyolk)
I have buck teeth and dress in flee-bitten old clothes
(hiyolk)
I live on moonshine and a packet of pork rinds
I'm Buck the hillbilly man
I'm Buck the hillbilly man
(hiyolk)
My home is a shack in old hick town
(hiyolk)
I'm armed with a shotgun to buckshot trespassers keisters
I'm Buck the hillbilly man
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