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- "'if you are going to the market,' said uncle henry, 'Why not get me some pipe tobacco?'"

- "'oh Yes!' said bill. "you always use a pencil on these Tests.'"

- "The waiter spoke only German, but the Chef could speak five Languages"

- "The restaurant prided itself on its chef who made cakes in the shape of the George washington bridge"

- "They is coming to the party tomorrow night"

- "Sam dropped his money on the sidewalk; however, when he looked for it, he couldn't find it nowhere"

- "The Martin family was so likable that we decided to give it a box of cookies"

- "You will not only see a beautiful sunset, and also see a gorgeous sunrise"

- "Some things should be read carefully, others less carefully, and still others not at all"

- "a karate kicking chimpanzee will kick your butt!"

- "a dog is a grown up cat"

- "a woman is a grown-up girl. This sounds good"

- "a person is a grown-up people. Ridiculous"

- "an animal is a grown-up human. This too is ridiculous"

- "a pen can be used to write on ink. This is nonsense"

- "A crayon can be used to write on art. This too is ridiculous"

- "Chalk can be used to write on a blackboard. This sounds good"

- "A write can be used to write on print. This makes no sense either"

- "wear attacks a sweater. No."

- "Hole attacks a closet. No."

- "Rot attacks trees. Yes."

- "Termite attacks a house. Yes"

- "A rot is an animal that attacks trees. No!"

- "A termite is an animal that attacks a house. Yes!"

- "Harry John and Phil went to Bob's house"

- "Let me out of the car its going too fast Susan said"

- "Hey Paul Sam yelled who are you going to take to the dance"

- "Here are the results John 30 points Sam 50 points and Paul 20 points"

- "Grumpy as his name suggests was not a happy dwarf"

- "Americans eat too much"




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