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- "I think you're misinterpering what quiet means. It doesn't mean talk quietly,
it means be quiet!"
- "we ain't talkin no woofies here, woof woof!"
- "we are ALL hungry, trust me, we are ALL hungry..."
- "we were just a puddle of perspiration yesterday"
- "guys, someone is beepity beeping! wha'd you do?"
- "I sound like a crow"
- "excuse me while I croach a little more"
- "helloo! remember me? I'm the person taht has ears and can listen, and
I disapprove of all the language I'm hearing over there!"
- "wnte more or zero cred hext tihne"
- "That-WOULD-DO-IT"
- "its my little gift to everyones one and all"
- ::pointing to the ceiling:: "oh no they shut us off again. Son-of-a-gun"
then she goes on talking about getting no oxygen and gaping crocodiles
- "getting no oxygen makes me bilious"
- "oh hi smile glad to see you"
- "don't smoke"
- "I will happy tomorrow"
- "the magazine people -- no!"
- "this doesn't feel like a big stack of papers for me to grade! ::tossing
up a stack of paper::"
- "little lawyer notes"
- "which is why I was picking brains..."
- "squash the little little pooshons"
- "he's dead, and I can't ask him why he named them these things"
- "what good will it do to me in hyperspace?" she meant to say cyberspace,
but didn't actually want to
- "you dropped it on the floor, and completely stepped on it!" ::acting
like its the end of the world on it. It was just a book...::
- "you 21s and younger probably don't think it will happen to you, but it
will" ::talking about dying::
- "uhhh children! Behaving badly!"
- "SMILE Like as"
- "we've now dealt with the bathrooms..."
- "take off the backpack and stay awhile"
- "the computer-something in the sky deciding when to add more students"
- "harsh? no...."
- "ok keep goin kid"
- "you can always tell when it is raining--the little squeegies!"
- "The caustic chemicals ate right through the counter top"
- "The destitute woman lived on the streets, and slept in a box"
- "Because of his credulity, it was very easy to play tricks on him"
- "Insulting my mother was an affront to my pride, as Joe soon found out!"
- "Studying on a regular basis is conducive to good grades"
- "we are not talking woofies here, woof woof"
- "oh, you're gonna be one of the 25-year-olds at our school"
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