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- "Hi, i am furry. Tickle me, and i will say, stop tickling me, or i'll beat
the crap outta you."
- "I am the almighty elmo. all bow down to me, unless u dont want to, of
course. I like to eat a monkey tail everyday, and i recommend u to
also. good bye"
- "All i have to say is........................POO PIES"
- "I own a rhino, boy does he poop a lot. That's why i call him
PoopMonkey."
- "I'm a donkey! moo moo moo. i make donkey potty heads, that
come out of my nose...POOPIES!!!!!"
- "Doodee kaka fart splat poop!!"
- "I have pie in my refrigarator and its all mushy. it has whale feet
in it!"
- "AUHH!"
- "Flies smell bad when you burn them, poo poo!"
- "Stickums are bad mmkay. u shouldn't do stickums. cause they're bad mmkay.
STICKUM MAN!!! ZOOOM!! .:he rides about in the air and tells everyone about
the harm of stickum useage:."
- "Haha....heehaw....."
- "Ich Bin Eine Esel!"
- "Look at the head in the window, its wrinkly!"
- "Pee in lake titicaca, then it would be lake titicaca pee"
- "Greenland is just a piece of ice"
- "Take a dump in the amazing amazon...haha...whee!"
- "Lake Placid? That's a movie, not a lake"
- "Cod dammit"
- "All i need blah blah blah bamboo and trees blah blah blah blah blah"
- "Dump a monkey"
- "Do you like that chicken? huh huh? do ya?
- "r4nt. crossed out, you dumbass"
- "aw. I feel so sick ::fart:: all better"
- ::talking about Health:: "Its not stupid funny, its stupid gay!"
- "Throw away your chairy, davepoobond"
- "Your biceps on the floor"
- "We need FEMA power!"
- "Go quack tape!"
- "Library peepee"
- "Group e is me"
- "I suck!" ::written by stimpyismyname::
- "you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck BOOYAH!"
- "Can I score a bear?"
- "Can I have a lil' sum sum?"
- "I thought she said celery, like the vegetable"
- "I'm addicted to horse junk and locker room"
- "Fell off a chair and bruised my kidney"
- "Peepee kaka wee wee kaka...................you suck!"
- "I like the hinkage of campaignst monkeys on acid!"
- "Pooisgoodforpoo"
- "There's a hole in the paw of my teddy bear and his stuffing's showing
through, but he wouldn't be the same if he were fresh and bright and new!"
(Off of a mug elmoisfurry has)
- (commenting about the quote above) "of course it wont be the same if ITS
NEW. damn their stupid."
- "mm ah ooah mm ah ah ::fart noise::"
- "That b gay to tha max gilrfriend"
- "Make jo own songas"
- "Cause i am the walrus kookookachu"
- "..........yea sure wutever die"
- "I don't care about ink"
- "do you have a taffy? can I have a taffy?"
- "or how about a tatty boggle?"
- "I don’t want a free purse with ink"
- "::squeaks:: the hell was that?"
- "goddammit this stupid site doesn't work. yeah there you go"
- "I just farted..wait, hold on...farted again"
- "yeah I think I know what I just said, Dave"
- "stop acting like a dying walrus"
- "hey bitch, give me some papers, i need a smokey-smoke"
- "I'll b-r-b because I gotta p-e-e"
- "ooh. I have this song, meaning that I own it"
- "wait a second…ah shyte"
- "good for you ya dumbass"
- "wupa- ::whistles::"
- "go crazy"
- "you only have 20 shut ups"
- "I'm stupid, look at meee!"
- "I'm gonna kill you, Dave"
- "don't diss with 'dis…haha I'm good…"
- "::laugh:: die!"
- "the more you pose, the more I stab ::talking to dave::"
- "the bag is in the x"
- "I already got a page in 5, 10 minutes"
- "what? quote-off ::laugh:: bastard"
- "ah...bastard. not again"
- "...can erase"
- "I never said that, stupid!"
- "yeah, I know which one it is, dumbass"
- "fuck ::coughs and puts his head down::"
- "::smells his arm::"
- "a little dabby doo"
- "let me dab a lil' on you"
- "comon ::snap snap snap::"
- "comon, let's finish this crap"
- "stop writing everything I say"
- "friggin paperatzi"
- "its paperatzi, right there stupid"
- "what was that? rooof?"
- "rooof? I didn't say that"
- "::shakes his head:: fff"
- "I'm not gonna move at all"
- "::holds his hand to his mouth:: what's so funny?"
- "yessss"
- "no ::laugh::"
- "what? laugh?"
- "oh my god"
- "pshh ::laugh::"
- "a little dab will do ya"
- "examine the eye"
- "::shrugs:: hrrsh"
- "I said rrr...rr...rr"
- "it was quiet, and all of a sudden ::leans back and imitates davepoobond,
yawning and laughing all of a sudden::"
- "that's really yawn, ho"
- "I'm quote-writer today"
- "::growl::"
- "crap, I say...crap crap!"
- ::imitating Mrs. Stickums:: "I E I'm a dumbass"
- "Matrix was on T.V. last night, ...Neo kicked ass like no otha! Brotha!"
- "nipples make the world go 'round"
- "everything minus everything"
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