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- "I would like a large cup of you"
- "Immortal toilet!"
- "Lick it or stick it"
- "God created men before women because you always make a rough draft before
a masterpiece."
- "Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by you
again?"
- "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks
so."
- "Sex is like pringles, once you pop you can't stop!"
- "God loves stupid people. That's why he made so many."
- "Only good girls go to heaven & I wasn't invited"
- "Children in the dark cause accidents, Accidents in the dark cause children!"
- "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean."
- "I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bedrock"
- "I have PMS & a gun, now what were you saying?"
- " Luvs a sensation caused by temptation. A guy stix his location in
a girls destination 2 increase the population 4 the next generation-do you
understand my explanation or do you need a demonstration?"
- "I wish I could live like Donald Duck, pants suck."
- "A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without some
tongue, so open your mouth & close your eyes & give your mouth some
exercise!"
- "Don't drink & drive. You might hit a bump & spill your beer."
- "God gave me a brain & a weiner and only enough blood to run one at
a time."
- "If guys had their period, we'd probably brag about the size of our tampons"
- "Hello honey. Can you pick up a box of cereal and 2 liter bottle
of pepsi on the way home? Thanks.."
- "Angels don't bite people"
- "Nothing good ever came out of Canada. They need money to buy more fucking
snow."
- "snow... +32C here today mf. Man, my igloo is starting to melt."
-"grab ya cocks and drop ya socks =0)~~~"
- "it's the one about the blow job....do you have the cd?"
- "Can't upgrade that kind of scalar during global destruction."
- "I thought you were nicer then that but now you turned out to be a rude
son of a beep"
- "You are starting to get rude letting those people destroy my house that
i built with my bare hands"
- "i still want to talk to you but i need to finish my other home"
- "Sinful Excitement...Nipple Clamps and Leather Thongs"
- "Get a web site without the plastic!"
- "Bull crap 'lady'!"
- "........Your mother is one screwed up lady"
- "Think globally, date locally"
- "...someone is falling in love every 12 seconds"
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- "For the first time in years I am able to enjoy sex as much as my husband.
He says the feelings during sex remind him of when we were first married."
Wendy - 51 years old
- "Never Pay for Condoms Again"
- "dont ever use this adress, its my uncles, il get sacrificed if he finds
out."
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- "Science has found the gene for shyness. Yeah, they would've found it earlier,
but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes."
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and Barney and star logos are trademarks of Lyons Partnership, L.P. Reg.
U.S. Pat. & TM Off. The Baby Bop name and character are trademarks of
Lyons Partnership, L.P. Published by Scholastic Inc., 555 Broadway, New York,
New York 10012 under license with Lyons Partnership, L.P. "
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- "it's the cogs man ...."
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- "yo yo it is a hit"
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- "Gears Rule!!!"
- "grand! - james"
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- "I love your gear!"
- "Well isn't that cute"
- "AH HA! So this is what this does??"
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"CCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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- "Tastes great, less filling"
- "Can you put a Chat???"
- "Got Gear give it a try I will follow the others.hungover_in_belfast"
- "eee....zzzz.....ssst....looking for so good"
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ME U FUCKIN FAG"
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- "coolio foolio"
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- "wat was wat sent to u"
- "Wow! I'm sexy and I get free pineapples! How cool is that?"
- "Shit man, I would've made Lancelot look like a cheese puff!"
- "I dunno if I wanna ass that one."
- "Dude, you're talking to a man who knows nothing."
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