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Fajita Bum:
- "Poop will rule the world in the year 2067!"
- "I like potato cakes, fajita bums, and poopy tarts"
- "I need lotion"
Cool Joe:
- "I love it when chocolate chips follow me"
Kemp:
- "asdf...x2!"
Tony:
- "As a matter of fact, i do own the road"
- "I wish I was a barbie, that bitch has everything"
G-Man:
- "Those aluminum soda cans are no match for me!"
Wetip the Owl:
- "Be WISE"
Adman:
- "Beatis my Meatis"
- "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeatin my meat"
blowthetoad:
- "Hey!... I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool!"
Redneck Reo:
- "A friend with feet is a friend with pee"
wangerspanker:
- "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the penguins are taking my brains!!!"
Ghost5050:
- "DAVE LOVES SHROOMS HE SMOKES THEM EVERDAY"
Mrs. Cumpoo:
- "I was walking around with some name cards...ah! there they are" ::walking
around with her palms open::
- "unity and diversity scale and structure evolution systems and interactions
patterns of change stability energy"
Mr. Schnit:
- "she's absent...hmm..."
- "she's not at the beach, I know that"
EvilHellCow:
- "Never date a girl who shares the same name as the guy you hate"
Tsenn:
- "Where I come from, squeezing womens boobies is a greeting!"
sisterpoobond:
- "duckies! I saw duckies!"
- "GET OUT OF MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
- "all pumpkin pie is yummy"
- "he had sorted the crusaders"
- "they helped fighting them"
- "5th Grade friends only girls Girls rule Boys Drule"
- "Best Friends Forever"
- "At Limited Too (cool too)"
- "I can jump like a tiger"
- "my dog can run up the tree"
- "I was almost near the finishing line"
- "we parked the car between the houses"
- "some people are happier with a cuddly pet"
- "If you want an intelligent pet elephants may be the smartest of all pets"
- "the rain fell to the wet concrete"
- "we celebrated my grandmother's birthday after tomorrow"
- "Ann reaa a book at about ten o' clock"
- "the newspaper was delivered on the porch"
- "who left her skates here, outside in the rain?"
- "the dog went down the driveway to dive at the doll, which is now in his
discusting mouth. Now the dog is doddling down the driveway"
- "the cheese tastes like popcorn"
Cihad:
- "Yack-Yack Dacky Duck!"
Fire:
- "hehe,i found 93"
- "Uh yeah..Tickle tickle tickle!"
MyLeftTesticle:
- "Um...This scks..."
- "Heh, I'm not gonna do that again...Thanks for the laughs...I won't be
able to talk to you until...Dare I say? Tomorrow? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Mr. Dork:
- "Place PERIODS at the end of 7ur telees"
- "rainbowluse display of colors"
smellybong:
- "Mexicans don't just break in, get drunk, and not steal anything"
bongrip:
- "Once you break the first thing.... It's ON!"
Poophead:
- "hi my name's ralph an i think your site sicks ass. =D"
- "go suck somewhere else >=("
babyphatchk542543:
- "HEY WATS UP NM HERE WAT SHOULD I POST ABOUT AND ARE U HOT? J/W OK WELL
GET ME BACK!!!!"
brainchick91:
- "Chicken doesn't taste like chicken anymore!"
- "time to use my...bahRAIN!"
- "If you stand on the toilet, you're high on pot!"
- "Okay kids! Today we're gonna ride a question mark!"
Cassandra Shuard:
- "It is better to follow your heart and fail; than to not follow it at all."
Soup Nazi:
- "I don't hear no Japanease"
- "I need another chair for a bed..."
MadManWithAnAxe:
- "Did you just call me a waffle-iron?"
Nick:
- "If you show me yours, i'll show you mine!!"
crack whore:
- "~party hard man, cuz its all good till ya fuck up once, then u in deep
water till ya lines up..~"
- "wake ~n~ bake,.. afternoon high,.. night stoned,.. all day fried."
- "~§~get down on ya knees bitch....start suckin~§~"
- "..jesus motha fuckin christ ass fucker AHHHHHHH....stupid ass!!"
- "~now we kno how u are~"
- "~§ drugs....piss.....busted.......shyyt.... byebye me...."
Go Smoke A Toilet:
- "Once, I ate a desk. No wait, I didn't. What did I eat?"
- "BRAP." "Was that you?" "No."
- "Printers taste like CDs."
- "Once I ate a desk. No, wait, I didn't. What did I eat?"
- "Plagarism - Uh...ok...yeah..."
- "Oh, now THAT'S a stupid arrowhead!"
Mr. Smellserman:
- "we're gonna go over this orally"
-"DISASTAH!"
Ms. Croozian:
- "stay in one piece as you're doing it quick…!"
- "….and then 1 2 3 4 5"
- "I'm passing around the attendance sheet because I don't have the bubble
sheet"
- "the whole day, yeah"
Automatic Man:
- "Give me my fuckin Curious Georges back!"
Artur P. Dribble:
- "Only trust the people that will scratch your ass for you, and chances
are, those people are limited to YOU."
Paul:
- "Stoic Philosophy (Epictetus) - Go and live on a mountain and do bugger
all. ('Freedom is secured not by the fulfilling of men's desires, but by
the removal of desire')."
swing swang:
- "only the dead have seen the end of war"
Sparlatacus:
- "Life sucks, but if you put a rock in it, it rocks!"
doyle (big robbo):
- "you been smokin them owls again, haven't you! you've been smokin that
herb! Come here, Stand under the light, show me your eyes...."
Snargus-fish:
- "reef-rat, foilenbruss, the ab-original snoidus milodus"
Misc.:
- "Smash them, Tanya, smash them!"
- "1 BEDROOMS AVAILABLE"
- "I LOVE YOUR MOM" ::on the back of a helmet::
- "lot of colors....!"
- "what? it doesn't live in-hey comon go back ::slaps the TV screen::"
- "18, actaully"
- "we are very similar to Napolean..." ::in a matter-of-fact voice::
- "did you see the inside of the shark's intesteenes?"
- "whoo! that's fat!"
- "yeah the bathroom first, then the hot dogs"
- "BELGUIM!" *BANG!* - weird fanfiction story
- "i cna fxi ur gmaes" - Z2.com
- "Mom, I don't want your lanpshades."
- "15, and vice versa."
- "its a God given thing. Everyone can eat the bread!"
- "the liver delivers"
- "open up, pinkay"
- "yeah! we want top!"
- "Water is high quality H2O!"
- "Shaq attack! I'm gonna break your back!"
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