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- "Did they send me daughters.....when I asked for sons? I'LL MAKE A MAN
OUT OF YOU!!" Mulan
- "That's a very, very nice walkie talkie you have there" That movie with
Cuba Gooding Jr. being an ice cream truck delivery guy
- "gettin layyyyyyyyyyyed!, gettin layyyyyed gettin layed gettin layed!"
- "who’d steal 30 bagged lunches? ill tell ya who took those lunches.
its that damn sasquatch" Billy Madison
- "if peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis" Billy Madison
- "i am the smartest man alive" Billy Madison
- "haha have some more sloppy joes, i made em extra sloppy for yas, i know
how you kids like em extra sloppy" Billy Madison
- "Bibbidy bobiddy boo!" Cinderella
- "Try it mother fucker, and you’re dead" The Fortress
- "Don’t dream" The Fortress
- "You're gonna regret this the rest of your life ::close up:: both seconds
of it" Demolition Man
- "Marineland is a family. We'd like to show you around!" a movie about
a place called Marineland
- "I like the way they flap around" a movie about a place called
Marineland
- "Looking for something a little more...daring?" a movie about a place
called Marineland
- "They really eat it up.....hello?" a movie about a place called
Marineland
- "Wanna blizm with my bliz blob?" Little Nicky
- "Popeye's Chickin is fuckin' awesome!" Little Nicky
- "Yeah I had a weak back...about a week back! Ahahahaha!" Little Nicky
- "Yo fossil head! I got a bone to pick with you!" Little Nicky
- "If you eat it, any you don't burn it, you're gonna be sittin' on it"
don't know what this is from
- "Its the virgin alarm. Its supposed to go off before you do" Space
Balls
- "I'm gonna empty my bladder" (TV version of quote) don't know what this
is from
- "you got hairy arms and hairy breast, Jim?" PBS Version of The Adventures
of Huckleberry Finn
- "when I got in the taxi, my head was swimming!" The Great Gatsby
- "It'll just have to be an affair then" The Great Gatsby
- "How many of you guys are still reading? ::raises hand:: good, good" don't
know what this is from
- "HEY! ::punch:: GOODBYE! ::punch::" Street Fighter
- "did you enjoy your ta-quitos?" Stand and Deliver
- "can you get negative girlfriends?" Stand and Deliver
- "no, just negative boyfriends" Stand and Deliver
- "what's cal-cool-us?" Stand and Deliver
- "get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!" Planet of the Apes
- "To infinity and beyond!" Toy Story
- "I was driving when you were an itch in your daddy's pants!" Lethal
Weapon
- "I'm too old for this shit" Lethal Weapon
- "beer is legal, grass ain't" Lethal Weapon
- "give me that cup...and GET OUTTA HERE!" Lethal Weapon
- "Yippy kai yay Mother Fucker" Die Hard
- "Yippy Kai yay Mr. Falker" TV version of Die Hard
- "We are Jamaica, we're a bobsled team, hey!" Cool Runnings
- "I've lost my marbles" Hook
- "He really did lose his marbles!" Hook
- "Los Locos kick your ass, Los Locos kick your face, Los Locos kick your
balls into outer space!" Short Circuit 2
- "Johnny 5 is alive!" Short Circuit
- "Hey! There she is! The Wal-Mart mommy!" Where the Heart Is
- "I don't know, Pez, twinkie, one of 'em" Where the Heart Is
- "livin' in a Wal-Mart isn't my idea of successful" Where the Heart Is
- "Why did Ernie the Exterminator honk at you?" Where the Heart Is
- "egg from mother, sperm from father" an "educational" movie
- "sure is pretty when them bells go off, don't it" don't know what this
is from
- "ain't no one gonna find us here!" PBS Version of Huck Finn
- "don't you sass me. I learn you sass me! ::beats Huck 10 times::" PBS
version of Huck Finn
- "bubbles above! Bubbles above!" an "educational" video
- "the pogo stick guy is waiting for you upstairs" Short Circuit 2
- "we are manufacturing them like gang bangers" Short Circuit 2
- "like a sweaty duck" Short Circuit 2
- "it takes a tough man to make a tender chicken" Short Circuit 2
- "my mother…sleeps with your dog?" Short Circuit 2
- "you are not knowing your fluids!" Short Circuit 2
- "don't worry, my cousin was a Harley Davidson" Short Circuit 2
- "hey! ::thrown into a river::" Short Circuit 2
- "me Johnny, you busted" Short Circuit 2
- "number Johnny 5" Short Circuit 2
- "you're in trouble now!.....my DAD'S HERE!" Short Circuit 2
- "Yes you may, Pootie Tang" Pootie Tang
- "Oh, I swim pretty girl-pretty good" Pootie Tang
- "I'm gonna see the world, and the world is gonna see me!!!"
Superstar
- "enjoy the beach and cut the bullshit" don't know what this is from
- "thanks for having sex with me" don't know what this is from
- "try it, and you're SPAM" don't know what this is from
- "put on your Sunday best, Kids. We're goin to Sears!" don't know what
this is from
- "we're gonna be so rich we'll hire an Eskimo to sit on your face" don't
know what this is from
- "as a wise man once said: wherever you go, there you are" don't know
what this is from
- "I'm cooked" don't know what this is from
- "don't pick on Pikachu!" Pokemon the Movie
- "Randall, is that the way we eat soup?" don't know what this is from
- "If he wants to swim with the sharks, he'll have to lose some blood" don't
know what this is from
- "here comes a billion dollor campfire…" Cliffhanger
- "we're taking the first piss on Mars" don't know what this is from
- "I've never seen such beautiful shirts ::cries into them::" The Great
Gatsby
- "I love the way you love me" The Great Gatsby
- "her voice is full of money" The Great Gatsby
- "Oxford man! he wears a pink suit!" The Great Gatsby
- "beautiful little fools can wear whatever they like" The Great Gatsby
- "you will be my daughter" Gandhi
- "people-are-aroused!" Gandhi
- "<Insert Zeeky Boogy Doog Here>" The Demented Cartoon Movie
-"when I was a boy, I sang a song" Ghandi
-"yes, he's going to march to the sea and make salt" Ghandi
-"we'll show Mr. Ghandi that it will take a lot more than a pinch of salt
to bring down the British Empire" Ghandi
-"it's a piece of cake. Piece of crumb cake" Casper
- "you're the only man I know who makes his own clothes" Ghandi
- "have you seen my jelly beans anywhere?" don't know what this is from
- "JIIIISHHHH!" The Blair Thumb
- "blaust! this is why I hate flying!" Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of
the Clones
- "its the mines! hey wake up! Its the minessss!" Cry, the Beloved
Country
- "come here, you Beeitch!" Cry, the Beloved Country
- "diamond upside down is pussy" Ready To Rumble
- "one you've had Undercover Brother, there is no other" Undercover
Brother
- "Freeing the Mahi Mahi? What kind of people think of that?" don't know
what this is from
- "shaved down Nazis" don't know what this is from
- "grape smugglers" don't know what this is from
- "welcome to the place I'm gonna drain my lizard" don't know what this
is from
- "I can't go to the bathroom, I hurt my bladder rollerskating" don't
know what this is from
- "I would strangle a dolphin to get into her pants" Bio-Dome
- "count it, Squirrel" Bio-Dome
- "14 days? That's almost 2 weeks!" Bio-Dome
- "ya ooze, ya lose!" Power Rangers the Movie
- "nobody enters here without a power coin! ::ooze seeps through the door::
well, almost no one" Power Rangers the Movie
- "you won't get away with this, ooze!" Power Rangers the Movie
- "you guys make me sick sick sick sick sick! ::kicks the guy with every
"sick"::" Power Rangers the Movie
- "we don't have our powers, but we're still the Power Rangers" Power
Rangers the Movie
- "oh no. aiyaiyaiyaiyai. please hold on, Zordon!" Power Rangers the
Movie
- "If we crash, then whatever is left of me, is kicking your butt" Jimmy
Neutron. Funny thing is, they changed "butt" to "can." those
assholes...
- "I don't want that snake coming up my bloody awss!" don't know what
this is from
- "do not spoil this pleasure for me, for I have had no pleasure like this
before" Cry, the Beloved Country
- "what is this? pick on the Frog day?" Power Rangers the Movie
- "long live! the king of oooooooze! ::high five::" Power Rangers the
Movie
- "one order of toasted ooze coming up" Power Rangers the Movie
- "::ooze slaps on the windshield:: ah...oozed..." Power Rangers the
Movie
- "go get him Boogerman!!" Power Rangers the Movie
- "I'll set a course for outer space" Power Rangers the Movie
- "leap to our doom!" Power Rangers the Movie
- "you can do it! kick him in his hairy balls!" Little Nicky
- "we're imploding!" Little Nicky
- "oh comonnnn! label the streets like the rest of the country!" Little
Nicky
- "this thing must haul MAJOR ass..." Little Nicky
- "dream on, ya little fart" Little Nicky
- "I've got some pretty nasty ideas" Little Nicky
- "-shovin' a nozzle up my ass first!" Little Nicky
- "this isn't the wild west. the wild west wasn't even the wild west"
Demolition Man
- "oh my God! we hit a boot!" Scary Movie
- "I'll grab his ass!" Scary Movie
- "give me my crown, bitch!" Scary Movie
- "come in, dear. have a seat. take off your bra if you like"
Scary Movie
- "there's ass, blood, and guts everywhere!" Scary Movie
- "what? you spent 2000 years looking for a tub of snot?" Power Rangers
the Movie
- "well, meet mah kids! ::ooze guy rise from the ground::" Power Rangers
the Movie
- "get me a cup or I'll scream!" Angels in the Outfield
- "you really DO see something, don't chu?" Angels in the Outfield
- "shut up, butthead!" Angels in the Outfield
- "you've got enough manure on your boots now" Angels in the Outfield
- "you kids better have tickets for that tree!" Angels in the Outfield
- "what does an angel hafta do with you being out of bed?" Angels in the
Outfield
- "it must've been those chili dogs I ate before the game, that 3rd one tasted
kinda funny" Angels in the Outfield
- "you popped Al!" Angels in the Outfield
- "get-cho-butt-up-there-NOW!" Angels in the Outfield
- "loook! Its God's thumbnail!" Angels in the Outfield
- "that's not God. There's no God up there" Angels in the Outfield
- "hang onto your goodies, kids" Hey Arnold the Movie
- "you've got 2 minutes to cover it or lose it" Loser
- "Your Ass Is Happy?" "Nice talk potty mouth!" Austin Powers in
Goldmember
- Mr. Roboto: "Would it be better if i just spoke in english?" Austin:
"No, i like sounding like a retard... Yes i want you to speak in english!"
Austin Powers in Goldmember
- "Wait, Afghani drug dealers are selling canadian pot? Thosse bastards!"
Super Troopers
- "License and registration... chicken fucker!" Super Troopers
- "Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?" Super Troopers
- "When I said, 'yeah, sure,' but what...literally what I said was 'yeah,
sure, sir.'" Super Troopers
- "If you were my son, I would've smothered you in gravy by now." Super
Troopers
- "Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly
from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!"
Super Troopers
- "I am all that is man." Super Troopers
- "Bull Shit! You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate
my car's wings and I'd fly away." Super Troopers
- "Bear... bearfucker, do you need assistance?!" Super Troopers
- "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little skunk, how I wonder if you're drunk." Alice
in Wonderland (1985 version)
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