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- "My nose is the sexiest nose in the world. If you think you have a sexier
nose, e-mail me, and i'll e-mail you back saying, 'no you don't.'"
- "Squirell nutball potato smurf cranberry milk titanic nipples, red monkey
butt is good for the heart"
- "poop shaloop shama lama ding dong"
- "slurpy"
- "I'm a psychotic porn star midget. I like oily foods and cheese. Grease
is your friend. I also like 1950's foreign horror films and sniffing glue
and other substances. I also play the guitar."
- "Stop licking my grandfather!"
- "My friend would like to buy your ass for a quarter"
- "That's about as likely as me being surrounded by naked 300 pound woman
on the set of Frasier while I'm eating a bowl of onions and bugs with my
feet cut off and placed on a serving tray for a long dead egyptian king"
- "Your cheaper than an 8 dollar a day hooker."
- "Please don't make me cut you"
- "Get your boob out of my eye"
- "Would you like to go out with me. We can get naked, cover ourselves in
peanut butter and stand in the woods. Or we could get pizza."
- "My neutered cat has a bigger wang than you."
- "Don't touch me there.....Or there."
- "Let's go to the zoo and prance with the zebras."
- "Give me my ball or I'll take your balls and throw them against the wall"
- "We are the yourtth pof america. you cannot tle"
- "lllllllllllllllllllllllll'''''';;;;;;;;"
- "You stink like big poop"
- "My ass just inflated."
- "My juice is chunky."
- "The ice cream is lazy."
- "Cigarettes shrink your weenie. (this is true also. Don't smoke.)"
- "My watch bit me."
- "You suck large portions of ass."
- "The kangaroo is spitting acid."
- "Lick my ligum."
- "The anteater is licking my ass."
- "Have you been to Mars lately?"
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