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fun fact: Mr. P-yooson is a big basketball fan of the Lakers.
fun fact: Mr. P-yooson's nickname is "The Human Knife"
- "MAYBE YOU CAN TAKE 'I CAN'T FOLLOW DIRECTIONS MATH'!"
- "yes no maybe?"
- "you also need to tell me how many you missed. A thousand?
- "Jasper, your steps stink"
- "you didn't do any steps"
- "your steps, wehre are they?"
- "If I step on a spider, then the spider is dead" ::says it 3 times with
a rambling speed::
- "drop the if and say"
- "example: there's a spider ::stomps on the floor:: ey, guess what, the
spider is dead"
- "I'm gonna give you a scary thought. Fast forward into the future, and
get married with children, who are teenagers"
- "which number 2 are you answering?"
- "unh hunh and for a trip for nowhere..."
- "uh oh because we big trouble"
- "uh oh because. we don't like that"
- "oops! I was gonna do it right"
- "make sure you write them in pairs"
- "yeah, there's a list, and we don't want a list"
- "ok, now here comes the beans and potatoes"
- "unh hunh keep going unh hunh...unh hunh"
- "10? see your counselor"
- "those who were guessing, will be guessing"
- "oh boy was that a hint, or was that a hint?"
- "well, get the right ones!"
- "you're looking for the polygon formulas!"
- "Andrew - SHH!"
- "I cannot help people, when I'm telling people to shut it, so SHUT IT!"
- "put a dot at the exterior"
- "you were off in Oz...all right..."
- "you cannot get AIDS from...boom boom boom boom boom..."
- "I got the cooties, here"
- "and the children can have AIDS"
- "if you have an individual question, I can answer it"
- "if you need 2 equations unknowns I got it right here, in this Algebra
book"
- "Jasper, yer hoppin' along. Are you playing checkers?"
- "page 80, like this stuff"
- "take this angle, move it over here"
- "my handy dandy protractor"
- "divide by one, there you go"
- "3 choices and he say gimme another one"
- "how about not a polygon, is that what you're trying to say?"
- "disturb you from your sleep"
- "180 is incorrect"
- "if that's loud, I'd hate to hear what soft is..."
- "18,000 is good"
- "it gives you 102 minus 100, which equals 1,000..."
- "the bottom of page 5 the top of page 6 and of course the bottom of page
6"
- "I do, I'll give you Saturday, Sunday and Monday off" note: Monday is Veteran's
Day
- "NEXT TEST TUE 11/3"
- "NEXT TEST TUE 11/12"
- "NEXT TEST TUE 11/27"
- "same side interior, not same side suckers"
- "If your dog is bigger than your neighbor's dog and your neighbor's dog
is bigger than your brother's dog, then your dog is bigger than your brother's
dog"
- "the sky is orange because the sky is orange"
- "you need to listen before you talk"
- "like I said, you gotta think before you look"
- "obviously I wanna use S"
- "we got one more story to hear....Number 13!"
- "...make sure those Ns are still Ns"
- "you're gone! -- goodbye!" ::acts like the bitch from Weakest Link::
- "here comes a tough one! -- paying attention question!"
- "you love words? here's words!"
- "you don't even know the parts of a triangle. Kent, you've got 9 hours
of homework tonight!"
- "you can get A's and B's or G's and H's!"
- "and they'll say 'wish I had nine more years to teach you'"
- "how do I go from the long leg to the small leg?"
- "I'm going 'oh I'm glad I remember my Algebra'"
- "multiply both sides by x. Hey! that helps!"
- "are we using our 5th grade math skills or what?"
- "remember how to divide? oh oh!"
- "bring down the next zero"
- "what did we do with 5th and 6th grade? How do I round?"
- "call up your 6th grade math teacher and ask her how to do it because you
weren't listening in class!"
- "Jasper, go back to sleep"
- "half-or-four"
- "its a hundred percent Algebra one"
- "looks like he's trying to take a nap"
- "uhhhh…what's your favorite polygon?"
- "I would show all of it…"
- "easy when you see'm and hard when you don't"
- "just plug n' chug"
- "whoops! don't forget the pie..."
- "I mean, I could go down to an elementary school, and ask what is the midpoint
of 2 and 4, and he'll say 3!" If a teacher did that to me, i'd be scared...
- "If you're insulted, you SHOULD BE!"
- "LATE ASSIGNMENTS DUE NOW! . NOT
LATER!"
- "Brian, stop talking, Mitchell, looks like you've found a new friend. You
should decide who it is, Chris or Brian"
- "slope and a..."
- "what do you like? horizontal or vertical?"
- "where the homework was"
- "triangle, still talking"
- "Ex 47 last one 
::erases the frown and puts a smile::
 "
- "that is a y"
- "translation why-z"
- "7 through 12 be careful"
- "its a b, but its a different b"
- "expansion or a contraction"
- "are pictures like this"
- "a squared plus b squared? what's the equation?"
- "o-KAY?"
- "who are you gonna drop it off to? me?"
- "If you don't know your formulas, don't study"
- "...Andy needs to study, YOU need to study"
- "you've done what? one?"
- "at the center it is.........equal!"
- "is. half the.............sum!"
- "I moved you there so you wouldn't talk!"
- "Andrew you're still talking."
- "Its all right, more support for parents"
- "yeah, no picture no helping"
- "go to chapter 3. go to chapter 3. go to where they tell you
to….triangles!"
- "that did it? All right that was easy then. Unh hunh….unh hunh"
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