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- "I give america the freedom to fly"
- "Uncork the magic"
- "When you're sunk, you can't control your junk"
- "I have some very uncomfortable metal pants on right now"
- "Down with the boogers"
- "Down with my erection"
- "Crack the whip of foreign beer!!!!!"
- "Try the eleven incher, sir"
- "We have fire, we have water, we're doin' splits, we're twirling around..."
- "No humping, no pushing, no stiffing hineys"
- "Television that brings you home"
- "sitandsleepwillbeatanyone'spriceoryourmatressis FREEE!"
- "John Ritter's hairy bean bag falls out of his boxers in an episode of
3s Company. Its been rerunning for 20 years!"
- "Blah blah blah, you sell shoes!"
- "Super long extra love making!"
- "You spend like, what? 50 or 75 percent of your life sleeping?"
- "Sex sex sex. I wanna do things to her"
- "Freeze! We will not play with you guys!"
- "You and your Toyota, we aim to please"
- "Congratulations, you just passed into 'completely useless'"
- "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cares?"
- "We're at the jamboree on the 73"
- "Brand new set of her brand new set"
- "Put your hands in my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts"
- "Kiss me somewhere where I've never been kissed before"
- "High at the beaches"
- "The pot bus blows!!"
- "There's always room for J.Lo!"
- "Give the carpet a midnight snack"
- "Upside down is not the way to drive a car."
- "no loitering means GET OUTTA HERE"
- "Start digging a corndog"
- "Naughty nautical surprises"
- "Say what you will about peanuts"
- "You can wrap it around peepee"
- "I like fake women, too"
- "that 9 year old has nice cans"
- "you can't say no, cause I'm pregnant!"
- "you're freezing my assets off!"
- "I snap my fingers after I blow his brains out!"
- "cam...as in....camera?"
- "everybodys gotta spit some time..."
- "they're doin it in the streets of Long Beach!"
- "want a bananna you little monkey bitch?"
- "how about we get some lunch and hump?"
- "have it your way have it-have it your way! at BKKKK!!"
- "lube it or lose it"
- "stoned temple pirates?"
- "you're not out of time, there's a clock full of time right there!"
- "this is a good day for gulping!"
- "that's why he's such a force in the gulping tournament"
- "easy to gulp"
- "reality bites 7 cocktail"
- "give my regards to your balls"
- "we are still trying to find more ways to stuff more cheese into a pizza"
- "I have a square root key"
- "we love..when you touch the stuff"
- "trains, puppies, feet"
- "for God sakes, put it down!"
- "you gotta see what this monkey is doing!"
- "the bling bling era is over. I hoped the bling bling era would last forever"
- "if the guy doesn't come a-packing, I come a-back ache"
- "…slow instenseness, but fast!"
- "just afatslobofablob of a human being"
- "the exciting field of education!"
- "hey bushes! Look at me! Whoo!"
- "new hit movies…like Gone in 60 Seconds!"
- "I'm down with alcohol"
- "I had mad love for that old bitch…"
- "try a female, by the way"
- "I'm straightedge….more or less"
- "thank GOD my dad was nuts 25 years ago…"
- "my father is having a homosexual affair…"
- "dad may be gay, you thought that for a long time"
- "he was abused very much as a child!"
- "that's-not-a-guitAAAR!"
- "when you get into a gay relationship, you become a woman"
- "take a look at your normal 45 gay guy"
- "Fit, I'm defying the laws of gravity!"
- "don't play tennis, no more"
- "speaking of number 1, wanna go do number one?"
- "no, wait! Don't open that in here!"
- "ahhh…If you wait until the doors open"
- "they just swallow it and its gone"
- "no, but its up there!"
- "actor, comedian, question mark?"
- "you don't like the kiddies? They're smooth…"
- "how did his penis behave?"
- "he's got night vision in his left eye"
- "how's your nipples?"
- "let's make it nipple night"
- "Saab! Saab! We're the best! Whoo! Whoo! Woo! Woo…!"
- "my chick snores like an elephant seel"
- "put the voices in your head to bed for good"
- "I'm gonna get down with my bad self!" funy thing is, its Barney from the
Flintstones
- "how DARE you compare me to O.J.! That's just WRONNG!"
- "you think the devil's gonna have an ugly foyer? Of course not!"
- "::imitating someone:: nobody likes me…Jump ship then! Die!"
- "I don't-believe-in-that. I pray to the Air Horn God"
- "I thought grandma was a pro wrestler - she knows nothing about basketball!"
- "it's a terrorist attack! They're spreading deaf! It's a terrorist attack!"
- "you don't need a mask; just pull your boobs over your head!"
- "the Quebec cups…sorry the Quebec cops…"
- "Heather Lockleer! How do you feel about Anthrax?!"
- "NO ONE CARES, KIDS, NO ONE CARES!"
- "noo way! Uh oh, sausage!"
- "God bless women with nog on their boobs!"
- "buy 2 bras, get one free"
- "lying Canadian...slattern!"
- "hahaha I don't have"
- "hahaha I don't have ecstacy, I'm the Juice"
- "hahah I don't know, I'm the Juice"
- "ooh! added pulp!"
- "hey, linebacker! show me your tits!"
- "they are paid even more and more!"
- "you don't need pendulous old lady books on your site!"
- "comedy that won't bite you in the auss!"
- "It don't stop 'till the panties drop yeah-yeay-yeah!"
- "they're brand spankin' used"
- "see her boobs a mile away"
- "and she comes in and licks it off"
- "...as punishment, you must hand over your winged sandals!"
- "I am Carson Daly and I have a massive tool"
- "don't trust the yellow man!"
- "so drink Hershey's milk"
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