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- "Math is boring"
- "Tyler is a weirdo"
- "Ms. E is boring"
- "!HOLA!"
- "Vahn was here"
- "Who sits here"
- "Yummy"
- "Drew owns Devin"
- "Cherry nuria"
- "Only wishes he could ever beat Devin at Ever delakes"
- "You're afu!"
- "M'J6"
- "H:20"
- "Juan"
- "John Whoz"
- "I:::H:::H::::::::"
- "Not good, not good, not good....now good, now good...YEAH!"
- "8 hi"
- "Kadle"
- "Judas"
- "Lindsay stinks like poop"
- "Sophomore means wise fool"
- "Mike has taken the paper"
- "Mike your a Nerd!"
- "Lets get Johnnie a ho"
- "We bust ours to kick yours"
- "Please see your ride in front of the school"
- "Depression is a feeling of sadness. In its milder forms it is often called
the blues"
- "I killed iz gonna eat d'bebe!"
- "No, no, no, no you did not"
- "Suck it up, and do it"
- "Alcohol or drugs can give you stress"
- "Do you want to experience umami for yourself? Sprinkle some parmesan cheese
on your tongue!"
- "Extreme excercise can stunt your growth"
- "Worried that your best bud might be huffing his life away?"
- "The joke you told about the 2 Polish guys screwing in the light bulb was
really demeaning. I saw how Joe Kowalski reacted to the joke. He was really
offended"
- "Everybody tells Polish jokes"
- "You make Archie Bunker sound like a liberal"
- "Taimi routinely eats Froot Loops and Tang"
- "RAINY DAY. eww!"
- "She wrote for herself and was freeee!"
- "2 boys are sitting on a porch with their dusty bare feet propped on a
wooden step below them. A long-eared hound lies listlessly at their feet.
Catcalls and giggles fill the theater. 'Hey, look. It's George and Roy. And
there's old Tige snoozin' away at their feet.' Applause and more giggles
break out"
- "Those lucky dogs just waltz on and have a seat"
- "I like to stand around in front of the building and laugh at those babies
getting off the school bus"
- "Fonhee Walkmeister"
- "I've been going to school with Iko and Lisa since time began! We were
all going to try out for cheerleading together!" wah wah, cry me a river...
- "Sometimes I think I am more right-brained than left-brained"
- "I feel that I must be right-brained"
- "I can do left-brained things pretty well when i have to"
- "I like doing math problems. So I am not sure what that makes me!"
- "No negative cheering"
- "Whip it whip it good"
- "Call in the sugar zappers!"
- "Through the power of oneness the JUGBB team stole all the Arabian white
stallions"
- "Mr. FitsGivens, please come to the office, Mr. FitsGivens!"
- "Smells nice in here"
- "I have a gorgeous orange"
- "...and she would like to give a gift to the dinner auction..."
- "To wake me up please touch any key........................"
- "You lose your bell privleges"
- "OH MY GOD! REEEALLY?"
- "LiveLoveLaugh; New Seats! Enjoy today"
- "Matt and Matt be quiet"
- "Oh no! Watch the eyeshadows!"
- "Please PAST DUE PAST DUE"
- "If I get a two point oh, I'll be so stoked...don't put makeup on me!"
- "eleven, eleven, eleven...eleven...eleven...eleven...oh, sorry thirteen"
- "...can't get the lead in the hole..."
- "blah blah" "...yeah, I'll do that"
- "Thank you for the dictionary, Aunt Rosa, its just what I wanted"
- "Oct 8!! woowoo!"
- "!!9.83!!"
- "(a smear) Yon"
- "Give me the one eight six yarn"
- "we have more muscles in here ::shakes a bag::"
- "Oh! Wait...that's chicken..."
- "This eraser sucks the big one!"
- "Pepper berries are small"
- "Can someone do mine, for reals?"
- "For reals, not for fakes?"
- "What I have in it, is a slit in it"
- "I woulda said that, if I knew it"
- "eerrrrrRRRRRRRAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
- "Comes in like a lion..."
- "BE PREPARED, fellow Americans!"
- "George (and sign) Abe essay"
- "...goes out like a lamb!"
- "I don't DO mornings!"
- "Sorry ma'am, but bad grammer is no excuse for vandalism"
- "~!!April 19th~! = )"
- "Same thing as last year...don't he ever say anything new?"
- "We ain't seen him for a whole year"
- "That's mighty nice, Benjy"
- "Here I is, Chief!"
- "Now is when?"
- "See saw...haha"
- "I found the most perfect box, and the funny thing is, its made of wood!"
- "Feeling of fullness"
- "Step test"
- "::high voice:: Pork-eee! ...Zuuuessss? .....I tHouGhT I LoST yOU!"
- "It helps to find out what your interests are - the kinds of things you
like and dislike (and we're not talking about broccoli) ..."
- "Hustle your bustle, haha"
- "I ducked down, trying to forget the pee in my head"
- "John Cho, is very poop-like"
- "Where did you hide my wood?"
- "Don't touch my wood"
- "Stop feeling my wood"
- "HEY! Give me my wood!"
- "Sit on your hands!"
- "You should be wearing rubber! ::squeaky, beany voice::"
- "Okay, guys. Don't-play-with-wood!"
- "Uf is uf"
- "This garbage is new, you're doing it wrong"
- "You probably feel like you could go on exploring forever, but...."
- "Get the 76 balls with a pump handle thing on it"
- "::gasp:: I GET IT! I FINALLY GET IT!" "no you don't" "yes, i do"
- "So then, oh oh oh oh x plus 1 is eleven"
- "...he owns like a thousand acres in Oregon"
- "gew gew gow gow goow"
- "He's the happiest little pumpkin that God put breath into"
- "Last time I talked to Janice, they were playing Telephone Tag"
- "Quarter inch house!"
- "My lunch is in this ziploc bag! ::waves it around:: hehe!!"
- "John Shim stole this! (signed)"
- "All right who deelt this? Seriously who did? Because you're not dealing
next time"
- "...they soak it in water and smush it together"
- "Remember, there is no magic weight-loss program"
- "I like your shirt. the gray one w/the marroon and white stripes. You have
cool shoes"
- "Get out of our nut"
- "Smells like poo in here"
- "You just make sure you're outside reading"
- "Mental health court!"
- "What is May 31st?"
- "Math club scholarships...dududududududududuu..."
- "Take!! Pill!! = ) "
- "NO I HAVEN'T NO I HAVEN'T ::high voice:: what the heck?"
- "Users of BRUSH Toothpaste have 30% fewer cavaties"
- "ROCK MUSIC IS THE WINNER 43% of all listeners prefer rock music to
jazz"
- "Tomatoes Grow Bigger with Z I P P O PLANT FOOD"
- "NOT YOUR SPOT ASSHOLE = ) "
- "Where's the beef?"
- "The Indians our going to leave. The Indians want to leave. We
will battle the Indians until they leave their to the goverment."
- "Stomp humpig you chair."
- "I went to hell when I was 60."
- "I feel naked ::chuckle::"
- "complementary...supplement!"
- "your skin is as gray as yellow"
- "My car breaks down...urp!"
- "I think I have a Charlie’s Horse"
- "Thanks, you’re a real pal"
- "I don't think the dizziness is from the ride. I’m going to faint"
- "Increase the risk of fainting"
- "How do you spell sandals?"
- "You look like a duck"
- "Looks like my duck"
- "you're #10 on the fat scale"
- "be a hero, fight with us!!" ::a naked guy flexing is under the words::
- "HELP CRUSH THE MENACE OF THE SEAS" ::a picture of an airplane shooting
a boat is under the words:: "BUY LIBERTY BONDS"
- "JOIN NOW. TO PROTECT THE ONES YOU LOVE...FRENCH ARMY..."
- "OW! JESUS! ::clapping::"
- "hey, Jeff. Don't act like we were in the same bed on Friday"
- "yeah girl what?"
- "would you stop sucking on that?"
- "did she play Forever Young?"
- "I thought that was blood for a millisecond"
- "put is away...put it away ::breathy:: haa"
- "I didn't have any makeup except eye make up"
- "number one on bee"
- "B as in dog"
- "hey, Jeff. I had a nice night in the hot tub after you left"
- "mmmmm BOP!"
- "moo!"
- "mooo"
- "Help!" ::a drawing of a stick figure is saying Help!::
- "VE'LL PUMP YOU UP!" ::lots of people with that on yellow shirts walking
around. weird::
- "when your boobs are big, this is a cute dress"
- "her dress is like the size of her mother"
- "me is in my Pe class 3"
- "LANG is hot so is me"
- "BADASS MORTICIAN"
- "ARB61"
- "CHOOS PUNX 2001"
- "are you a picker or a pickee?"
- "DSY 'BA'"
- "<HEK"
- "luu"
- "when people were ill, they would stay in one of his temples"
- "whats wrong by examening"
- "religious cures"
- "hippocrates findin a facts about the body w/a dead person's body"
- "body cured"
- "I have to piss like a mother!"
- "Hi! How's the test?"
- "I'm Gay"
- "are we gonna have cake tomorrow?"
- "Bella"
- "MMM BOP!"
- "PET THE LLAMA SOFT, SOFT llama fuzzy puffy"
- "looks like the gummy bear is about to have a good time"
- "just because its a gummy bear with a boner, doesn't mean you can't eat
it"
- "icebox! icebox! can someone say 'meat locker?'"
- "BLAAA!"
- "Geez! Your retarded! Oh its time to go!"
- "I go, you go, he..."
- "NoFX Pennywise"
- "I have a blonde joke, but then I'd insult my race" ::taps his head with
a watch::
- "N | | | | | _ _ _"
- "what grade is your sister?"
- "I don't have quite as intelligent thingy as you do"
- "when you're BORED?"
- "Alexis! Alexis! I'm coming today! I'm coming today!" ::yelling::
- "O8W JIGGA"
- "HIO LOVEN'T SANDY"
- "I'm a fatty acid!"
- "maybe its Mabelline"
- "SHP ::picture of a hand doing the devil thingy::"
- "Ollie Otter's Fun Pages"
- "/--H"
- "- - - ."
- "I love Joanna G"
- "I love G"
- "sad pain silence mouning grief"
- "you can help me paint my bathroom...duh huh ::breathy laugh::"
- "I Love Guitar"
- "God sadness bless grief"
- "my sister had gerbils! my sister had gerbils!"
- "he poisoned my hamster! he deserved to die!"
- "a frozen hamster bit you?"
- "a frozen mouse bit you?"
- "your mouse died. its frozen if you want it"
- "...and then I picked it up and threw it!" ::3 people laugh along with
her::
- "I'm sensitive, OK?" ::talking about how she cries all the time::
- "good God, I'm high!"
- "aw man, the gas is making me high again"
- "my cousins Harry Potter"
- "I can barely move a mile" "I just ran a mile yesterday..."
- "Guneesh Batra was here"
- "it IS Muhammed Ali!"
- "yo soy Euno"
- "he was cute before he got cancer"
- "I think YOU look like a bar of soap"
- "Miss Boms is a PEDAGOGUE!"
- "Korea important important -> Hawaii -> Calif"
- "once you're black, you can't go back"
- "?! What Da #@$! ::an arrow pointing to it says...:: This is not Appropriate
for school dude!!! Miss Boms will Not approve"
- "cool pink panther"
- "my braces hurt"
- "hahahahaha I took like 7 or 6"
- "she sneezed and hit her head on a trash can and has to get 10 stitches
in her head"
- "yep, they've got some nice candy in the bathroom"
- "peepee times peepee..."
- "the uihthoh"
- "::shouting:: I get FUCKED everyday! EVERYDAY!"
- "does someone have a pencil, 'cause this is NOT working ::clicks the pencil
a buncha times::"
- "she just broke"
- "the test booklet...for the book!"
- "like all of you, this paper has a front and a back"
- "...SECRET SANTA. I'm not paying for it, my mom is"
- "...and you're falling out of your clothes"
- "uhhh yea...wait hold on"
- "::drinks something:: mmh! tastes like nice warm ass!"
- "they'll all be round and...not wrinkly
- "where's my skittles?"
- "give me one green, one orange"
- "M ever teH hat I liked"
- "::throws a bottle:: oooh that was really bad"
- "MY ORTHODONTIST KEEPS ME STRAIGHT ::on a pencil::"
- "I hate it when you wear socks and they fall off"
- "freak! freak! you jerk! jerk!"
- "ow! my leg is gonna die!"
- "CHelSEA"
- "'s"
- "this suxs"
- "Man!"
- "dammit, I ran into a tree!"
- "give me my NOTEBOOK! Oh shit wuhuuhuhu"
- "cheese! cheese! rrr! cheese!"
- "ah cool! dead rats are fun!"
- "All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called
Huckleberry Finn" bullshit it does
- "In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o'clock in the morning"
- "April is the cruellest of months"
- "die, Spanish, die!"
- "its not bad, its not very good"
- "rice is a-ok!"
- "rice is nice"
- "I can't read, okay?"
- "no, I don't have it. Just DNA. Just DNA"
- "yeah, bitch ::screaming CUZ YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP!!"
- "::cough cough cough:: wh-hoa!"
- "trans...lation!"
- "busting butts! whoo!"
- "this for people with grades?"
- "...little finger up, stretching right up front"
- "we push our chin forward and our chin does not leave the water"
- "very good hip drill"
- "the impudent woman was very forward about her next door neighbor's appearence"
- "Tommie's hand was dead and still while the rest of his body was mordification"
- "the woman had to amputate her toe b/c of the horrible gaingreen"
- "the woman was so angry she began to become distracted"
- "the army waylayed for their enemies"
- "she had a horrible experience on the internet"
- "how do you say good morning?"
- "no one squeezes my ass like David!"
- "one time I was Jewish..."
- "you go to my school"
- "it's hell up here. asking me questions to which nobody knows the answer.
what the hell? then there's the drama queen. geez and gov and craig put me
up here" ::is on a piece of paper, the only thing on it::
- "Katie is friends with that girl so don't say anythum"
- "When Ms. Baldwin is into bad of a mood she will give us much homework"
- "Mrs. Dolt, who is the worst teacher in the world, gives us homework in
P.E."
- "On September 11, 2001, terrerests bombed the world trade center."
- "I live on 430 Woodleigh"
- "you may wish to use a calculator" aww..thanks…I can wish to use a
calculator…
- "he hita dumpster huhuhaha"
- "go home and play…stuff"
- "watch TV but don't look at it"
- "15 is really easy!" wowwww…
- "I'm sorry if I ate those or something"
- "ma5yo"
- "cyoot dress! ::screeching:: ow!"
- "Nick is mean!"
- "where's our trash can? I keep going there…::makes hand motions::"
- "My PMS takes 2 months!"
- "Table Francisco - 'Jake' 7+3 Per. 2 Miss. Pens!"
- "don't put that on the SCREEN!"
- "you're a mode of transportation"
- "Garys being grumpy! Grumpy Gary! Hahaha!
- "A B C D E F Grace!"
- "ATP Adenoise Ribose 3phosphates"
- "it seems that I have too many chromosomes…::nods::"
- "jauq-a-khan!"
- "did you flick it?"
- "Its not bad, its good…I think ::laughs for 2 seconds::"
- "##ATATATATAT 1 ATATATATAT"
- "I had a lot of sodas and a fatty, fatty cake…"
- "Boy! 10 minutes is a long time"
- "I don't wanna date a guy that has bigger boobs than me"
- "you get high just by looking at me? ...ew..."
- "that's weird, just because...it was weird. I didn't see it but...ah!"
- "::high voice: I'm just talking"
- "I made a funny! har har!"
- "::clap:: he's from Austria! ::does a dance kinda thingy::
- "I Love the game!"
- "I HATE MY MOM <- I HAVE SEX WITH HER!"
- "YOUR MOM IS CHEAP! SEX=$1 BJ=50c HJ=10c"
- "JFK ROCKS"
- "oh, excuse me! Miss America has to run!"
- "a fuck dominant 6 is"
- "you're not even funny! You don't even like him!"
- "oh my god! she's not fertile!"
- "my mom threw away the cake, it was so sad"
- "I came home, it was in the trash can, I cried"
- "This DAY iS soing SloW AS Hell, Huh? oh yea!"
- "take a shower, bro"
- "put it all on, bro!"
- "::grabbing his titty, jiggling it around:: what was that about?"
- "I'm wearing a skirt on my birthday"
- "my grandma took me shopping and I got a skirt and I'm going to wear it!"
- "we were really gay, and there was this shirt…Kelly, try it on"
- "I'll shave it off ::smiles, while licking her lips::"
- "I'll have my mom call your mom"
- "you can make girl scout cookies?"
- "what happened to your dress?"
- "I don't like people sitting over me"
- "ewww! Poop! (she's a great artist)"
- "get up, you ffrog!"
- "I was like 'put it back right now' and he was like ::doesn't say anything::"
- "cumulo nimbus...its like a ::drinks water for a minute::"
- "I said, I'm gonna hang up on you, but I'm really sorry.."
- "that one woman does like everyone..."
- "yeah! litterally just flip it over and put your finger down on it!"
- "I will research your DNA if i hafto! ::3 people laugh stupidly::"
- "booty slap!? ::slaps his chin::"
- "we're gonna wait another...5 years..."
- "ten a anyone? ten a?"
- "who are you? huh?"
- "...and he had that bathroom sniff cocaine thing..."
- "have a heavenly day..."
- "you should take a class in lying cause I know you are lying"
- "oh that guy! the tree!"
- "Sterling Silver is like...wow!"
- "the gene pool needs a little chlorine"
- "he just cut his pubes! ::laughing::"
- "::gasp:: string broke!"
- "there are things other than flushes that are royal..."
- "ching cha ching ching cha ching do it!"
- "with my--aw crap"
- "Michael told Daniel he was gay"
- "mann! I don't wanna go to Spanish"
- "son of a bitch! but she waved at me!"
- "my butt is like cherry red. cherry red!"
- "there's a dead body on the floor!"
- "I almost stepped on your fish!"
- "seriously, what the fuck is that noise?"
- "yes! oh yes! this is mine? all right!"
- "oh man I'm so happy. you don't know how happy I am today!"
- "I forgot my pants!"
- "I could do that! I could do that! ::throwing punches:: wakka do! wakka
do!"
- "its not gonna make a difference, it'll wash off!"
- "I hate this damn class! well, actually I like it"
- "UCKFAY! UCK!!"
- "Metaphors Be With You!"
- "you either give the beating or get the beating"
- "its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in
the dog"
- "uh oh. with a $100 bill, ya'll!"
- "...get my R and B flow going! ::snapping fingers::"
- "damn white people"
- "they're like 35 years old now"
- "wait. why not...today?"
- "you call that videoshopping? Looks like video shoplifting!"
- "no, scissors tend to be a little, jagged"
- "you can get a ride from Josh anyday"
- "every good boy gets fine ass"
- "you know, now that I think about it, I HAVE kissed a lot of girls" this
is a girl
- "freckles remind me of turtles"
- "I like black and asian...when they mix"
- "oh no. I'm saying the color"
- "when you gotta blow, you gotta blow, man"
- "a bike? how do you steal a bike?" ::has disbelief in her voice that anyone
could actually steal a bike::
- "which 1. awesome? awesume?"
- "FUCK U Shmo"
- "your pussy smells"
- "Lana is hot"
- "I wanted to Fuck Andrea Stassi. if you want an stD he is so hot"
- ::a bunch of "I love you"'s and then...:: "I Fuck You"
- "tyler Mistht"
- "cock pem"
- "NO SPANISH SUX"
- "I had a dream with both of you in it. 2 different dreams." blah blah blah
"I was over at Robert's house and we were all hangin' out..." blah for 2
seconds talking to someone else "I had a dream with you in it, there was
a storm and I was afraid to go to the bathroom..." she trails off and then
stops talking. what a dumb bitch.
- "Welcome To Heaven"
- "swimmy '03 4 life"
- "He - she"
- "they done"
- "my feet are too hot"
- "we like ordered food for a million people!!"
- "ha ha ha! achoo!" it was a laugh and then a sneeze
- ::picks up an umbrella:: "bye guys, gotta go save the world!"
- ::written on a table:: "I Have GAS"
- "I have a big white sack....it has my name on it"
- "I hate being sober"
- "sunnadaeg Hermaphrodite Hecate Sunday!"
- "you look like Snoopy" ::talking to dave::
- "IS THERE A POINT TO THIS?" ::talking about one of Dr. OldNBald's stories
that have nothing to do with Alg 2::
- "waiting for Godot"
- "FUCK NAZI SYMPATHY"
- "3 plus 3 is pudding"
- "Big Dick"
- "that doesn't even look like an ass"
- "can I get some fries with that shake? ::talking about a girl's ass::"
- "I need a boner!"
- "I hope that today will afford me some more relief than"
- "camera operation need some work. What was the attack about? Drugs were
not illegal!"
- "shush. ok, be quiet"
- "The Russian lives in the red house"
- "The Spaniard owns a dog"
- "The person who lives in the green house drinks cola"
- "The Ukranian drinks tea"
- "The green house is immeadiately to the right (your right) of the white
house"
- "the basketball player owns a snake"
- "milk is the favorite drink in the middle house"
- "The Egyptian lives in the first house on the left"
- "the person who plays softball lives in the house next to the person with
the fox"
- "the soccer player lives in the house next to the house where the horse
is kept"
- "the hockey player drinks orange juice"
- "the Japanese plays tennis"
- "the Egyptian live
- "whoa...a bake sale that will free your mind" guess who's putting it on.
The Gay-Straight Alliance....stupid...i dont want a gay brownie.s next
to the blue house"
- "FAC7OR"
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