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- "Thats our main freeway here!"
- "Outside with the Kleenex"
- "The balls in your court"
- "He's not in the room, and that is the basis of my role"
- "Long time, no talk!"
- "I'm not your mother, just remember that"
- "My hands are itching for your throat"
- "Mrs. DYKE is very sad you aren't going back to her class"
- "I don't think 'they' are gonna talk to us anyway"
- "You have a body and not a global..."
- "We'll update our thinking"
- "I get this huge thing of words and words and words and its not a poster"
- "I know you know how to read"
- "I'm pretty much a Stickler"
- "Hellooo! ...don't do that"
- "You're not in prison here...NOT!"
- "Don't touch my desk!! Leave my Patience Rock alone!!!"
- "There you go..."
- "I have a wonderful cure for that disease! detention."
- "Cue-pawn"
- "I eat kleenex, can food drives, things like that"
- "My responsibilities don't consider yours, even though I'm asking"
- "Remember i'm not your mother, but i am your mother"
- "Take your emotion to your desk"
- "If I had 5 hands, I would pass it out to you all right now"
- "Just open it up. I was thinking of squeezing in and taking a look at it"
- "Make sure the aisle is always the aisle"
- "No, I'm not God, but thanks for calling me that"
- "Why did you scratch it out?"
- "TMI! TMI! Too much information!!!"
- "When was it due, and where were you?"
- "davepoobond, be quiet or I'll tackle you"
- "Cute, cute, cute!"
- "218. Mary Lou. Stickums!"
- "Some of them are loose, so don't be flinging them around"
- "What happened to Pythagoras?"
- "Brian, your head off, please"
- "I'll be very happy to let you know when it is time to go"
- "That's a big en oh...a big en oh"
- "Shh shh shh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ::goes on for 30 seconds::"
- "Please empty your mouth please"
- "Please write a little cleaner"
- "I think this one is on A through M and not on A through Z"
- "Lets put them riiight there. Perfect"
- "38 peas"
- "The abdomen, mmhmm, and a melan colony. I love to eat those everyday for
a snack"
- "No stickies"
- "Watch your teeth when you bite on them"
- "If you have 9 minutes to waste, you've got a serious problem"
- "Start reading chapter 8 and dig riiight in!"
- "Put your mouth away or whatever that thing is"
- "Bring your question to my desk"
- "Is anyone working on a cue-pawn?"
- "::smells paper::"
- "Getting a new hip?"
- "No real bones...please!"
- "I'll start as soon as the skeleton makers leave"
- "This is NOT going to the Smithsonian Institute!" ::talking about muscles::
- "Are we ready to hang the skeleton tomorrow?"
- "Leg is not a scientific name"
- "Gotch, your ribs? Cute cute cute"
- "Everybody gets to pull the wagon"
- "You have no more than 6 minutes"
- "Last call for tags!"
- "The arm people need to be finished"
- "Brian, people in glass houses"
- "We need group 2 or not 2 be"
- "Ohhh...I see you"
- "Read each article-the whole magazine!"
- "No stickies and no littering"
- "I didn't get very far...last period"
- "The last thing I want to hear when I said be quiet is the reason why you're
not being quiet"
- "Under the gun, right now"
- "Who's in charge of the magazines?"
- "It takes 2 to tango"
- "The big owie, huh?"
- "You need to on-da-lay arriba!"
- "h t t, instead of h h?"
- "Did anyone bring their own?"
- "Laura and Laura, stop talking"
- "Of all my classes, this class has the best spirals"
- "Let me hear you say 'yes'"
- "So, we have 2 in a row that did it right"
- "My extension is two two five"
- "I begged and borrowed and sold my daughter to get copies of the registration
handbook"
- "Just close it, it has its own air thing, ugh"
- "Here's a type of poem that's as easy as 1-2-3. Well, almost. It's actually
as easy as 1-2-3-4-5-6-7
- "::talking to self:: I don't like talking to myself"
- "No more okays or this is gonna be OK corral!"
- "You have the strangest standards for laughing I've ever come across!"
- "If you staple something, I'm gonna rip something (out of your body)!"
- "I'm not your mom"
- "You're looking for a book about calories"
- "I had one yesterday, and I bought two last night"
- "Just elbow the door, it'll close by itself"
- "I WAS there, I asked them"
- "You will NOT discombobilate what I set up!"
- "Bring it here, peas, and hurry, peas"
- "Take care of that, peas"
- "Do what is in the circle and bring it back to me"
- "I'm just runnin' right ahead here..."
- "Don't start yet, I have to cough"
- "Cheese it is!"
- "That one apple can spoil the barrel...::nods a lot:: I read it somewhere"
- "It can be that way or that way or like in the Bandstand where they have
all the little music and...whatever"
- "Don't put Krista into these....guys"
- "If the team leaders change this, we'll have to change it too"
- "I don't wanna hit on things people will write"
- "We kinda overkilled on our presentations"
- "We're trying to be the band leader not the band member"
- "You meaning you plural"
- "There is no little magic place I can throw it in and be corrected"
- "Lets play Lemmings here. We'll get set up in a few minutes"
- "We do what we doo doo"
- "I hope it works out, I did my best ::stoned look::"
- "I shouldn't be disciplining 2 boys"
- "Wait wait wait what number am I on?"
- "Minerals...no!"
- "Why is apple juice not natural? Because it has water"
- "You're not gonna find it, there may be some hidden in the carbohydrates"
- "The doctor can tell you 'yes no'"
- "We'll take the test when the hand is between the 10 and a 9"
- "If you are testing no more than 3 minutes, peas"
- "mmhmm white feathered, brown feathered, mmhmm"
- "I'll getch you out lickity split"
- "You don't get to borrow!"
- "You found a nice clean page because we're gonna put a lot of stuff on
it"
- "I only received information at mmmh...7 or 8:25"
- "If I have to repeat something that mundane, you're outside!"
- "::clenching teeth:: I'm clenching my teeth"
- "I refuse to talk to you"
- "You better turn red"
- "If everyone gave me 4 pages, you won't get them back until...::thinks::
2003" note: this was in 2001
- "Your 3-ring area is ready for my aproozal"
- "I don't know how many times I've said put your name out here put your
name out here put your name out here"
- "Raise your hand if you were absent, yesterday, peas"
- "I find the rudeness is catching and I'm not going to have it!"
- "Don't look at each other, this is your life"
- "How many computers do you need to knock down to know I've been talking
all semester long"
- "You're busy, peas"
- "I really lost my voice"
- "There was a lot to return, collect, return, collect, return, collect -
but no more"
- "I am talking for both you ladies, I could be talking about paying my taxes
or taking a bath, I'm not talking about Jeopardy for my enjoyment"
- "You know what happens when you lose your dinger"
- "Get a Kleenex, quick quick quick!"
- "Excuse me, I don't want that dialogue"
- "Not they, theres a lot of theys"
- "I need that bell to last through 6th period, don't kill it"
- "Pick up the dingers and put them to bed"
- "PLAY SIMON SAYS with skeleton parts"
- "Be ready to connect our skeleton"
- "mmhmm mmhmm"
- "...and it is yours for a while"
- "I'm still sitting here trying to get roll done"
- "Do what you think you should do, and get it done and give it to me in
a half an hour, peas"
- "Under your bookbag, and get something to do!"
- "One moment one moment no ands"
- "I-am-still-taking-roll ahahaha"
- "Do not take any new books unless I give it to you"
- "Sit down with your books, you're not in class yet"
- "I can't give you enough board space"
- "I can't help you because you didn't make an appointment with me!"
- "The me first policy - me me me me me me me me me me"
- "Sometime today I'll at least get you into pears..."
- "No, its not Dominos. We don't deliver"
- "She. Will add ours"
- "When was it due, and where were you, and come back to me if I have time"
- "Bring me the dittos, peas"
- "Bring it foward so we can take care of it"
- "We have just begun to fight, honey!"
- "Study bones with a partner"
- "Cutch your tibia"
- "Shake your phlanges"
- "Under the frog, it says 'fitness'"
- "You abuse, you lose!"
- "Ve have vings that...ve can do..."
- "Don't confuse me with 2.M.I too much information"
- "You guys keep coming...back back back...gotta get my whip out..."
- "When those 2 are absent together, one gets curious..."
- "You came right back up, I'm gonna have to put spots on the carpet"
- "Get your books, or send your gopher"
- "On the ditto...::laughs::"
- "I'm not gonna babysit things that I lend"
- "Hurry up, please, schools out in June!" note: this is in May
- "Attendance! We're talking attendence!"
- "Write me a note, raise your hand, and then we'll deal with it"
- "The scissors are in the jar"
- "I wanna get rid of all my skeletons now"
- "All right, off you go"
- "You're just as happy as a pig in a mud slide with that mask, aren't you"
- "Take your jacket, make it a pillow"
- "Yes, but how can you prove that to me?"
- "I can't believe you have crossed the desert and are dehydrated"
- "I'll take coupons if you worked for them"
- ::said slowly:: "This computer erases and adds all kinds of things"
- "If someone is absent, I wanna see what's going on"
- "Workbook first"
- "If the leaves moved, I'd bet you'd stop and watch them"
- "That sun is bright today"
- "I've talked all semester long, and I've told one to stop it, and one breaks
out and does it!"
- "....STOP!....T.M.I...."
- "Would you go to the smirk and get my copies, honey?"
- "? OK"
- "If you open up your books to page...what?"
- "Thats why I said 'too much'"
- "What happens when someone takes a flash picture of you?"
- "You've led me rind-around-the-roseys all day Wednesday"
- "Do I just bring my jammys and stay here?"
- "Can you guestimate?"
- "Wanna die?"
- "This is a Brian problem, not a class problem"
- "Honker it all up and throw it outside"
- "Not true, but whatever turns you on!" ::talking about snot::
- "There are 2 choices. You can either talk to rice, or listen to me. Well,
there's a 3rd one, but I don't have time to kill you"
- "5 10 minutes, I haven't gotten around the room yet"
- "Did you really do these experiments?"
- "Did I miss anyone on their printout?"
- "This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way"
- "This isn't Dominos, we don't deliver"
- "I don't want to talk anymore, please"
- "The whole mountain will come down"
- "Its important that I keep my mind on what the class needs rather than
individuals"
- "And you're up and about"
- "You're up there saying it loud so I don't say 'pardon me, excuse me'"
- "Yes, but close it up"
- "If youre ready to retire, call a senior citizens place"
- "Boy, youre lazy today, you oughtta take vitamins,
minerals....amphetamines"
- "Its a smattering"
- "That scale door"
- "Youre gonna be a short-haired druggy. When Im done with you"
- "Euphoria...yes"
- "Go down to the smirk and get my coffees please"
- "When the big hands on two"
- "I have a mouth test next period"
- "Youre usually a 3-sneezer"
- "Uf...scared the heart outta me"
- "Youve got to know, because I dont"
- "Nice trousers there, lady"
- "I can probably get my free mileage, wheres the apartment?"
- "Tyler. Tourniquet."
- "I would lie about 5 million dollars but not the First Aid Unit"
- "If you cant count to 2 and behave correctly you have to come back
in"
- "I got a booboo"
- "If I had enough, Id put it somewhere"
- "Information rectangle"
- "how ya doinnnnn'? ::pops out behind a wall and hugs and kisses someone
on the cheek::"
- "do you want to see #2?"
- "no
no
no no
.yes"
- "it doesn't say when it was due and where were you"
- "you have agendas, that is your responsibilities!"
- "no thinking"
- "continue, peas"
- "you do this to me every time"
- "push the floor down"
- "push push push the ceiling!"
- "cover those mouths!"
- "stop talking, I'm out of breath listening to you"
- "I am not your babysitter"
- "sometimes you get a little tickle up there"
- "nothing sure is noisy
"
- "put that away before I go over there and put it on you and take off little
hairs and arms"
- "get my message, get it quick!"
- "outside with that, this is a recording!"
- "hellow yourself"
- "oh! You are in a bad mood, aren't we?"
- "the dot spots have to be picked up"
- "you can write an appointment and we'll take care of it"
- "that's why we have classes instead of individuals"
- "not hundreds, lots"
- "I'll tell you what's gonna land on your lips"
- "and the vocab, please? vocab."
- "this word shouldn't get credit"
- "I don't even know how many words were due"
- "then you will have all my lunch time"
- "it somehow got discombobulated as I was grading them"
- "I know you've been patient, just a liiiiiiitle bit longer"
- "let me put it in my brain"
- "file them in your 3-ring area"
- "you are not doing something appropriate get back in your area"
- "is that stupid chair jumping right out and catching you?"
- "yep that is what its there for, a glass, ball, sponge, I don't even know
what else...scissors?"
- "will it be hard like that?"
- "we need to see its no longer lodged"
- "yes, a lot while you sleep"
- "flush it out, mmhmm"
- "its a tomorrow thing"
- "I have 5,000 things to do today"
- "don't destroy any breath around my table"
- "look at that elbow, put vitamin oil on it"
- "I'll take you at the computer gith now, and bring me a period, too"
- "I just haven't got the foggiest"
- "are they hanging over? could you back them up a little?"
- "negative 2 complete sentences?"
- "I know I'm overprotective"
- "give me a coupon or a coupon for your grade"
- "raise your hand if you have coupons!"
- "If there is a Health problem, I should have preference"
- "cold turkey"
- "lets do 4 dollars...times 7...times what?"
- "times 30 times 12 times 5 times 7"
- "the last thing I got from you was a month"
- "you've got to zig so I can zag"
- "okay now tomorrow, remember to bring your pretties"
- "check your desks for discombobulation"
- "this is a 'do' day not a 'due' day!"
- "my hands are craving your neck right now!"
- "this isn't Burger King, where you can drive through!"
- "did you make a death-wish today?"
- "my computer goes from output to input"
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