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- "If they weighed hos by the pound, you'd be 10 years old"
- "If zebras had spots, you'd be one smelly penguin"
- "Hello, my name is Stimpyismyname. Hello. Hello. (bursts into song)
lalalalalalalalala!"
- "read my story....READ IT! NOW!!! Uhhh... poopies!"
- "My dad gave me this old microwave. I took it apart and made a phaser,
like on Star Trek, only bigger. I tested it on my brother, now he's lying
on the floor, not moving, and his heads getting bigger. HELP!!!"
- "squirrel monkeys are cool. you should buy a squirrel monkey and a moose.
i'm going to put up some of my favorite emulatur page links, as soon as SOMEONE
E-MAILS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "monkeys were putting berries in the pancakes instead of bannanas. i hate
berries, but i like banannas."
- "lion"
- "La porte FACKTA de DOOPA! And if you don't like THAT, then you can chew
stale dookie!"
- "Kauna melanzana an eltuna bofo"
- "::duck noise::"
- "well, poop"
- "farrrrrrrrt!"
- "bird plop!"
- "boy howdy"
- "we look all over for the best downloads and bring them to YOU!! :: points
finger at "YOU" ::"
- "i have lots of playstation games....look at me...BARK!"
- "i have even more playstation games! meow!"
- "SILVERHAWKS!"
- "well, i'd like to stay and chat, but............uhh............"
- "farts are good for your heart, unless they cause heartburn..."
- "Beetlejuice...what a gay show"
- "::spits out water:: I was trying to get the pudding..."
- "I haven't colored my heart yet"
- "Yellow POCKET"
- "If you wave your hand in front of the computer screen, it looks like you
have lots of fingers"
- "Man, my poop hurts"
- "One day I was walking down the street singing 'doo-wah-didee didee
dum-didee-dee'"
- "I like to eat jam butter"
- "I am going to go home and eat chili"
- "Nup nup nup nup ::shakes his head::"
- "I can finally make fat girls"
- "I can make kids wear lingere"
- "I made christopher lowell in a corset"
- "arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr arrrrr arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr vrumm bum bum bum bum arrrrrrrrr
arrrrr arr arrrrrrrrrr
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. oh crap!"
- "sometimes they're in London but sometimes they're in England. What's the
difference?"
- "mom, get your mouth away from there! you're not helping!"
- "when r u gonna put mah friikin stoh ries up, eh?"
- "yeper doodles"
- "no, you wah wah, cry me a river."
- "u no do crap for update"
- "I got front mission 3 while you were at school! haha."
- "shut up.... stupid."
- "u bored? wanna laugh? ok" (making fun of davepoobond's signature thingy)
- "guess what? i forgot to put the pictures on a disk! oops!
haahahahahaahahah......"
- "i think i might get a dc...... well, nice talkin to ya."
- "i'm at home online and you're at summer school doing math problems!!"
- "i am so good"
- "I bought the cable guy"
- "I like beans???"
- "a was there are to as a are???"
- "there is an eggplant in your moustache"
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