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"I am a drug addict. This is my story." I was sitting in my one room apartment,
because I spent all my money on drugs. I just finished smiffing some crack
when the crack demons appered! There were three green ones. They tryed to
stabb me with there pitch forks. "Pinkie, HELP!!!!" I yelled and drank a
six-pack quickly. Suddenly I heard a elephant call and my trusty pink elephant
Pinkie ran in. He grabbed one demon with his trunk and choked it while he
smashed the other 2 with his massive front legs. He tipped his hat to me
and we went to the bar together for a drink.
The moral of the story-Don't do crack,drink! Oh, and don't try this at home
this can only be done by drug induced hallucinations...so go get some!
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