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Prologue
Bobo was a simple farmer in Wisconsin. He farmed cheese. Cheese is very popular
in Wisconsin, which is why he farmed cheese. Cheese is made from milk. Bobo
had cows, therefore he had milk, and with milk, he had cheese.
Chapter 1
Obo was a superhero. He had super powers, such as the ability to punch through
walls. One day Obo was flying over the city of Wisconsin, which is a city
in Wisconsin, when he saw a crime being comitted. The crime, specifically,
was a typical bank robbery. Obo was just about to stop it when one of the
robbers handed him a sack of money as a bribe. Obo looked at the robbers
for a while, then decided to mind his own business and flew away with the
sack of money. Thus, Obo "went bad."
Chapter 2
Bingo was a happy monkey. He's been like that for as long as he could remember,
which is about five seconds. You see Bingo, too, was a super hero. He had
the power of a very short term memory. This was useful for lots of things.
One was if someone kept telling him the same joke over and over, it would
still be funny. He could talk, too.
Chapter 3
Bobo, Obo, and Bingo meet as a result of a wormhole opening where each of
them were standing.
"Hi," said Bobo.
"Hello, I'm a talking monkey," said Bingo.
"Hey, maybe we should team up and be three times as powerful and be a super,
super, super hero!" said Obo.
"Hello, I'm a talking monkey," said Bingo.
"I think it would only be a super, super hero," said Bobo, "for you see,
I am a simple farmer while you and the monkey are super heroes."
"Hi, I'm a talking monkey." said Bingo.
"Fine, whatever," said Obo, "We can be a super, super hero that can make
cheese!"
"Now yer talkin'!" said Bobo.
"Hi, I'm a talking monkey," said Bingo.
Chapter 4
Obo, Bingo, and Bobo mash their bodies together in a trash compactor and
become a "super, super hero that can make cheese," which will now be known
simply as "Binobobo."
Chapter 5
Hamburgler was plotting an evil scheme to get rid of the newly arisen Binobobo.
Hamburgler hated all super heroes, especially ones with names like Binobobo.
His plan was to feed Binobobo a Sausage McMuffin, then wait for Binobobo
to explode!
Chapter 6
"I'm hungry," said Binobobo, "let's get some chow!"
"Ok by me!" said Binobobo.
"I'm a talking monkey," said Binobobo
Chapter 7
Binobobo was on his way to Taco Bell to get some Zesty Tacos when he heard
someone say, "Um, excuse me Mr. Binobobo, but would you be interested in
some free food?"
"Free food?!" said Binobobo, "How can any one refuse free food?!" So he flew
down to where the man calling him was. It was at McDonalds. He glanced at
the sign.
McDonalds
We love to see you smile - then explode!!
"Hmm...I don't know about this...what do you think, Binobobo?" asked Binobobo.
"Seems fine to me, even though I hate McDonalds," said Binobobo.
"I'm a talking monkey...hey, wait, I already said that. Geez, you guys are
so boring that I actually remember what I said five seconds ago-Hi, I'm a
talking monkey," said Binobobo
"Whoa," thought Hamburgler, "this guy is weirder than my commercials!"
"Ok!" said Binobobo, "Now we can take your food!"
"Hmm...maybe you'd better take three of these Sausage McMuffins..." said
Hamburgler.
"Nonsense, we aren't three people anymore," said Binobobo, "Just three people
mashed together!"
"Oh...I...see..." said Hamburgler while he handed Binobobo the Sausage McMuffin,
"Here you go...free food!"
"Thank you!" said Binobobo.
"I'm a talking monkey," said Binobobo
Binobobo ate the sausage McMuffin and exploded, as planned. The End
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