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The Elias Account is a place where Elias (a member of Squackle) will have
his stories posted. His stories portray his life and happenings...or
do they?! You'll have to be the judge whether or not it is as he says
it happened or not exactly as unique as he describes it. He goes to
Colby College in Maine, so it'll pop up from time to time. "Story"
article dates are an approximation of when the events actually happened,
while the opinions are when they were actually written.
Higher
Education, and Much, Much Higher Inebriation - 09/04/04 - 09/11/04.
This story is about Elias' first week at college.
Why
I Hate Rap Music - 9/25/04. What happened when Elias went to the gym?
Hanging
Onto Sanity by a Very Thin Thread: Why I Despise Clothing - Opinion article
written on 9/25/04. An opinion about clothing and college. It was submitted
to the school newspaper, but was rejected by the editor of the school newspaper,
because it wasn't "serious" enough.
Exactly
How Many Brain Cells do I have to Kill Before I Find Parties Entertaining?
- 10/02/04. Elias' first interactions with parties on the college scene.
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