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The magical world of Melone. Melone was beautiful place. So green, free from
corruption. And so beautiful. From far away, the planet looked like a Honeydew
Melon, orbited by a watermelon moon.
The technologically less superior planet of Squashe resented the happiness
of Melone. When Melone had all these nice shapen melons, Squashe's squash
was in all messed up shapes, and most looked like huge penises. It wasn't
a very comforting fact to know that you are eating a limp penis. Pumpkins,
Squash, Zucchini. The list goes on and on, and no one liked it. People treated
Squashe like Squash. They passed it around the table, taking pokes at it
and then pass it onto a gullible bastard who would eat the squash. No one
liked Squashe. Not even the Squashens.
Squashens absolutely despised the Melonies, and often poked fun at them,
even though none of their jokes were even funny. One was: What is the name
of a male living on Melone? Melanie!
See? Its-not-funny. Anyway, RoboCop, the leader of Melone, decided enough
was enough and RoboCop got all the Melonian armies and whupped Squashe's
ass. Yeah! Alright yessssss! Squashe stinks!!
RoboCop placed Melone's flag on the highest point of Squashe. And so began
the Melonian empire! This is what the flag looked like:
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