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Pink Lemonade comes from the far away land of Lemone, which is of course
a democracy. With the creation of Lemonade, the land's economy skyrocketed,
because everyone wanted lemonade. The local stockmarkets, The Dow Lemon and
the NasLemon, were at all-time highs, and people lived prosperously.
Jealous of Lemone's success in creating lemonade, Limee, the tyrannic nation
to the left of Lemone, made Limenade, which was very bitter in taste, but
still sold enough to take away from the economy of Lemone.
So Lemone put some food coloring combinations into lemonade, made Pink Lemonade,
and stuck it up Limee's ass. Lemone sold double of what it was before. Lemone
rules! Lemone foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Whoooooooooooooo!
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