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Rampage in Ida, Michigan
Oh no! Godzilla is on a rampage in downtown Ida, Michigan! There is no way
to stop him! "Well, actually," said the really smart scientist guy, "there
is a way to stop him." "Really? Hmmm...no, I don't believe it," said the
big mean general guy, "I say you are a dumb scientist who doesn't know anything.
I think we should blow him out into orbit with my new nukes I got!"
"NO!! You'll KILL US ALL!!"
"Shut up, you crazy scientist whose plans never involve using my new nukes
I got two weeks ago," said the general. Then he put two fingers in the scientists
face and said, "Two!.....do you see? Thats two weeks! Thats a lot of days!
Do you realize that I could have had breakfast fourteen times in that span
of time?? ....Actually, I did...that just shows you how long that is!"
"Alright, alright," said the scientist, "you can use your nukes but as soon
as they don't work, I get to do my plan."
"Yeah, we'll see...."
They both jump into the general's suped up "Hummer" and peel out of the trailer
park. Suddenly the general stops the car. "That's far enough, scientist boy.
I didn't buy this hummer so I could chouffer dumb scientists around. I'll
come back if my plan fails. ...maybe," said the general as he pushed the
scientist out of the car.
The general (whose name was Bob) sped down Main Street really fast. He was
probably going really fast, but he didn't know for sure because his speedometer
was broken. He knew he had to kill Godzilla before Godzilla destoryed the
world...or at least downtown Ida. Bob smiled to himself. He didn't really
have any nuclear weapons. He was suprised he fooled the scientist (whose
name was Albert).
"I thought scientists were supposed to be smart!" said Bob, "Or at least
the smart ones should be..." This puzzled Bob. Why had the scientist smiled?
Did he smile? Maybe the scientist had just pretended to smile, just to fool
Bob. "Yeah, that sounds about right," said Bob, as he pulled over next to
Godzilla.
Meanwhile, back at the trailer park...
It sure was a long walk to Godzilla, but Albert knew a shortcut....no, he
actually didn't, he just likes to have a positive attitude. He had walked
one mile already, and he was only halfway there. he could be there in half
an hour, if he walked slow.
Half an hour was exactly how long Bob needed to fill his car's gas tank with
nitro glycerin. He would then offer Godzilla his car, and as soon as Godzilla
turned the key...BOOM!! ...Or he would just make Godzilla step on the car.
The general smiled at himself and thought, "What am I smiling about? Maybe
I'm just a happy person." Just then the general finished filling his car
with nitro glycerin. Now all he had to do was make Godzilla step on it.
Just then Albert came over. "I guess I made it just in time, right Bob?"
said Albert. "Don't call me Bob," said Bob.
"We have to stop Godzilla before he destroys the world!"
"I know that! Now get on top of my car and use this megaphone to talk to
Godzilla."
"Talk?? But...what? What should I say?"
"Talk scientist babble."
"Umm...okay...ahem," said Albert into the megaphone.
Godzilla looked over at them.
"Yes, well...," said Albert, "Um....did you know that the gravitational pull-"
Albert was cut off by the giant explosion that occured when Godzilla jumped
on top of the scientist and blew up the car. Bob was kind of smart. He knew
that any giant monster hates scientists that want to kill them. They especially
hate it when the scientists talk.
Bob, Albert, and Godzilla were all killed in the blast. (or at least Godzilla
was, the other two were probably killed when Godzilla jumped on them)
The End
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