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I went into the cheapest restaurant in town, El Cheapo's Cheapo Cuisine because
I was hungry. The air was stuffy, and had a combination of various smells
which seemed to combine into a sharp smell that made my boogers shrivel back
up into my sinuses.
I took a grilled cheese sandwich and put it on my tray. There was a theory
that all the food in ECCC was actually all the leftover food from all the
other restaurants in town, so you had to choose your food wisely. When I
sat down, I ate the "grilled cheese sandwich," gained super powers and flew
off into the sunset.
Afterwards, the SWAT team raided the ECCC for selling food past their expiration
date.
Moral: Don't eat bad food, or you'll get diabetes or super powers.
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