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There was this lady that always took off 4 inches the back of her ham. One
day, her girlfriends said, "why do you cut the back 4 inches off your ham?
You're not supposed to do that!" She said, "I don't know, that's what my
mom always did." So she asked her mom why she cut the back 4 inches of the
ham, and her mom said, "because my pan couldn't hold the last 4 inches of
the ham." That's the relation between the Opium Wars and my butt
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