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Inside an "abandoned" wherehouse music store, lurks the evil evil man, Mr.
Dr. Evil, that is not from Austin Powers because this is an entirely different
story as you will see.
Well, here came along Miss Poodle back from pooing off the Statue of LIberty.
She said, "Well, I am relieved now and the statue has a lovely new
brown coat!"
And then Mr. Dr. Evil (that's his full name), he...exposed...how he loathed
all fat women named Miss Poodle, when he exclaimed, "How I loathe you fat
women, named Miss Poodle!"
Miss Poodle was flabbergasted and said, "I'm flabbergasted," she also added,
"I have gas and my armpits are sweaty."
Mr. Dr. Evil said, "Get out of my house, for I too have gas and together,
we....um....yeah"
Miss Poodle got very interested. She raised a finger and as she did,
the excitement was too much for her and she farted.
THE END...
nope
Mr. Dr. Evil realized then that he hadn't gotten new shoes from Payless,
and he ran away from his lab rather quickly, but being careful to not step
on Miss Poodle, because, along with her large...um...thing...she was very
attractive in a very strange way.
After getting his Land Before Time shoes, he was happy.
After Mr. Dr. Evil and Miss Poodle had a brief love affair, Mr. Dr. Evil
decided that she was too big to handle...har har...and he would, have to
giver her his Terribly Bad Bad Bad Evil Dangerously Bad Untested Big Bad
Bottled Potion.
Oh no! Miss Poodle turned into The Manicle! The super cool fat
lady that's not really a lady comma but a man, and...and...and Mr. Dr. Evil
is gay.
The Manicle is a guy with a spike on his....a real one, that can retract
just like Wolverine's but its on his head, not his hands.
The Manicle killed Mr. Dr. Evil because he's gay and he doesn't like gay
people.
You may think its The End, but its not.
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