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Case of the Missing Coat of Arms
I was stupid in 6th grade and thought it would be funny that I should make
this like a Scooby Doo mystery. Remember, I made this in 1997, when I was
in 6th grade...
(version 9.9999.1 ½)
On September 4, 1994 King Arthur's coat of arms was stolen. Detective Sam
Smith was at his desk filing a report on some "punk" he caught on Main St.
when the Sheriff came up to him and said "Smith, King Arthur's Coat of guns
were stolen!" Det. Smith said, "I believe that is coat of armor sir." "No"
said the Sheriff "it says coat of arms so I'm thinking that someone stole
the guns to take over the world!" Det. Smith said, "OK I'll take the task,
but, before I leave, it's armor that was stolen." "Guns" said the Sheriff,
but Det. Smith was in his Viper before he said it.
When he got to the scene of the crime no one was there. In a distant tunnel
there was a bunch of photographers on top of a crashed car taking pictures
of the car. Det. Smith thought nothing of it. He went inside the castle and
there was King Arthur's coat of arms! Then out of nowhere, a monster came
out of the darkness! Det. Smith started running. As Det. Smith ran down the
endless corridor he saw a lot of chandeliers. He thought maybe he could trap
the guy by cutting a rope and trapping the monster inside like the cartoons!
When he had a chance he cut the rope on a chandelier he captured the monster,
then he said, "It's time to unmask you. He took off a mask and he said, "Don
Knotts?"
He thought and said, "Hey wait a minute." He tool off tons of masks. It sorta
went in this order: Don Knotts, Scooby Doo, The Creature from the Black Lagoon,
Michael Jackson, Bugs Bunny, Bigfoot, and millions of others. Then the crook
said, "Enough with the masks!!!" Then the crook took off the remaining masks.
Det. Smith said, "Sheriff? Why did you do it Sheriff?" The "Sheriff" said,
"Why do you think …. Because I'm evil ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "Sorry
whoever you are but you're going to jail!
THE END
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