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Panzazz was a cute, pink, little fluffball from the happy-go-lucky forest.
Panzazz was so pink and fluffy one look and you could die from its fluffiness!
This made Panzazz very dangerous and was the main reason there weren't any
other animals in the Happy-go-lucky forest. Panzazz got very bored because
of this because there were no friends to play with, not even other cute,
pink, little fluffball animals. This, too, was all Panzazz's fluffiness-state
of being fluffy fault.
You see, if there are more than one cute, pink, little fluffballs in the
same forest, fierce competition breaks out over one's fluffiness. As a result
of this, the cute, pink, little fluffballs tend to eat each other. This isn't
all that good for their species, but they were doomed to die out any way.
Humans have ground them up into colored marshmallows for as long as anyone
in my family can remember. Anyway...Panzazz was very lonely, so he decided
to go over into the nearby town to find some friends. This is very bad because,
as I mentioned before, cute, pink, little fluffballs are lethal. Panzazz
bounced, or flew, or however cute, pink little fluffballs move over to the
city. The effect was lethal and everyone died, the end.
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