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Rabbit Who Pooped On Everyone
This is kinda weird. We got 2 different versions of this same story
from 2 different people. We don't know who the first person was.
1st version:
One Day A Rabbit named FLUFFY was sitting in his round terdy dirhea palace
ande the toilet was made of realy talking terds somtimes they hugged him
and said"i wove you"so anyway fluffys owner was coming home and took him
out and held him above her head and he pooped on her face with a SPLAT she
said "bitching rabbit"!!!she ran inside to take a shower when she came back
out she held him and spanked me after that he shot out a marbly little terd
into her mouth and she GULPED IT and he pee'd the second after that and hit
her in the nose and she said "IM KILLING YOU"!!but before she could his terdy
toilet freinds came and they punched her THWOCK THWOCK and SPLAT SPLITTY
SPLAT!!his little toilet freinds said "o gosh i wove u"and little old fluffy/he
ate them and chewed with a gooshy sound of munch'in terds and they screamed
"Basterd EE OUSE rabbit"!?!and fluffys freind FROSTY came over and greated
Fluffy and Fluffy Greated Frosty and Frosty And Fluffy built an invention
called the Poop-Mini-Gunner and sceintific name --POOPIOSE LE'TERD ODDER
LORD OF STINKY POO MICK COLEMN HAIRY FAT MAN TERD--so they aimed it toward
there town called Toilet city poo eee (they lived in the poopyis town of
the underground Retard toilets for fat men and fat assed woman and always
getting new poopy , slimy visitors each second and each time we great them
as they slide down the slippery slide of pooey)AND SHOT THE CITY AND EVERYONE
GREW INTO THE BROWNIST BROWNEY TERDS IN THE WORLD!! ALSO ONE REMINDER the
biggest TeRd in the town is stanly who came from a 560Pound SUmo wrestler
THE END))))"""""
2nd version:
One Day Fluffys owner was coming home and she took him out and said "hi"i
pooped on her face and she yelled at me and said"YOU rabbIT YOU"she went
to take a shower and came back and said"IM SPANKING YOU FLUFFY"before she
could i pooped a little marbly terd and it went in her mouth and she gulped
it and she was so frusterated she pulled down her pants and farted on me
and after that i peed on here face then she ran inside to take another shower
and i made an invention while she was in the shower i called it the poop
shooter i aimed ot at her shower window and SPLAT then THWOCK i broke the
glass and it hit her in the nose and splatted a huge mushy dirhea splatter
all on here nose she inhaled it and puked at the marbly terd i escaped by
opening the lach and brought my poop shooter and made 90 terds combinded
and shot it at the city THWOCK the city blew up with a dirheaish fireworks
and everyone thought they saw Hamtaro (from the CarttonNetwork at 8:30AM
and the 4:00PM show)shoot it and everyone in the city got out spears and
arrows (BY THE WAY HAMTARO IS A HAMSTER)and Hamtaro said "crum crumb crum"
and EVERYONE stabbed him and HAMTAROS eyes popped out and plopped on the
floor with a splitty splat splitty noise and his balls fell off and everyone
ate dirhea to surrvive but saddly little fluffy had to much fluffyness and
killed everyone who looked at his
fizzzy,fuzzy,fluffy,soothing,touching,scottish,dirheashish furr so everyone
DIED IN A DIRHEAISH DEATH
THE EMD KIDS AND ADULTS
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