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Red Riding Tax Collector
Once there was a man who wore this red sweat shirt and red pants. He looked
really stupid but infact was not. He only had the Ebola Virus. He use to
ride upside down on his horse named red. His sattle was on the horses stomache
and so he'd bonk his head on the ground everytime the horse stretched his
legs.
One day he had to go collect taxes from George W Bush and his boss said:
"Take this suit case with you and make sure you deliver it to his hands
IMMEDIATLY!" The boss then slapped him on the ass and the tax collector left
with the suit case. He got on his horse and he was off, bonking his head
along the way. But, behold, a Portuguese Samurai with Bipolar diease heard
what the boss said and he grinned evily. He was going to steal that nice
suit case and sell it on the French black market.
So the Samurai jumped on his very own skunk and rode off towards the direction
the tax collector went. But the samurai knew a shortcut through the Marijuana
fields. He quickly made a lemonade stand, only not making lemonade, but making
Spam on Ham sandwich stand. Now this grabbed the tax collectors attention.
The tax collector fell off his horse and walked over.
The samurai said: "Look at That thing behind you!" Of course there was nothing
there but the tax collector turned around and looked. The samurai then ran
down to Bushs house and rang the door bell. Bush peaked out and the samurai
bonked him on the head with beef jerky. Bush suddenly got hit with like 1000
calories and passed out. The samurai then dragged his body under the bed
and took all his clothes.
Meanwhile the tax collector is still staring behind him trying to find what
the samurai was pointing (what an idiot) and then decided to just go collect
taxes because he was standing there for 3 hours straight. He got on his horse
and bonked his head all along the way to Bush's house.
He knocked on the door and the samurai (dressed as bush) opened the door.
The tax collector handed him the brief case and asked for the Tic Tacs that
he had to pay for his taxes. "Bush" gave him a whole box of tic tacs and
the collector almost had a heart attack.
He had never seen a WHOLE bottle of TIC TACS! The tax collector went back
home. The samurai opened the brief case and it was a coversational tape that
helps you learn German and a bottle of spanish olives. The samurai ate the
olives and later died of constipation. George W Bush late woke up but couldn't
find his way out from under the bed even though it wasn't even a Queen size
and died of starvation.
The End
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