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In the Year 2069, there was a young boy named Wilson.
Wilson was mentaly retarded, and he was a 9 year old trapped inside a 8 month
old girl's body. He often stutterd when he talked, and stumbled over cordless
phones for his enjoyment. He had a very unusual temper.
What he does when his temper is temped is... You know what? How about I tell
you a story about him, and maybe your heart will be touched by this bisexual
scary baby....
One afternoon wilson was at school in his classroom. The teacher was not
there,
And his teacher put HIM in charge. He was holding his crayon backwards and
poking himself interproprietly on top op the teacher's desk... naked. His
friend Mark put in a CD, and turned up the volume. He jumped ontop of his
desk and did the macceréna dressed up in a Cheetah thong, and then
the song started... It was 'Modanna'-I toch myself. Every child was watching
Wilson and Mark do their thing, they did a cheer and it went like this:
BANG! BANG!
CHOO-CHOO TRAIN,
C 'MON WILSON LETS SEE YOUR THANG!
Mark was a jelous little girl.. so she pushed Wilson off of the desk and
threw an apple at his vapenis/pigina. Wilson screamed out the words
"VERONICAAAAAA!" and he got up and his eyes glowed red. he took beer out
of his back pack and drank it. He told him he is a 'Drunken Master' and he
will do 'Drunken Monkey' on him. (for those of you who don't know... Jackie
Chan has a movie called 'The Legend of Drunken Master') So then they decided
to fight ontop of the school roof and it was the talk of the school... The
next day after school, Wilson dressed up in a Rainbow Robe with a Purple
Towel Turbin. Un like Mark.... She was naked with a 2 foot bamboo stick connected
to her penis. they faught and faught for hours. Wilson tripped over his third
foot and fell off the roof. He got up and said "VERONICAAAAAA!" Finaly the
princible asked why he said Veronica and didnt get up and fight. Wilson said,
"Because." the princible said, "Because why?" Wilson said, "Because I am
having P.M.S, and whenever I get hurt I always say VERONICA!!!!" the princible
asked, "Would u like some chocolate?"
Wilson got cunfuzzed and did the macceréna and blew up.
THE END
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