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Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious.
He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and
he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question
mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny,
she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister
and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described
EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while,
then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging
her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking
funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse
to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart
as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess
he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting
and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because
he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan
and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This
was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she
felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big
eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one
hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her
eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God
and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen. I should
tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave
and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed
it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket
and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay
back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped
by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started
groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess
they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they
both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough,
they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of
its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from
the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and
kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and
started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives
or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on
it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew
it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it
down the toilet.
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