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I was trying to cross the dance floor to the phone, but getting through the
crowd was like trying to part the Red Sea. Since I'm more of a Woody Allen
than a David Robinson, I decided to give peace a chance and wait for a while.
Suddenly, I saw a virtual Mel Gibson who looked lost. I decided to play the
Good Samaritan and go help him out. I hoped he wouldn't see me as the Elephant
Man's Twin sister or something. Unfortunately, these Beavis and Butthead
characters started trying to talk to me and they wouldn't go away. it was
like I was Linda Hamilton in "The Terminator." They kept staring at me as
if I were dressed like Madonna. One of them was even wearing a hat like Gilligan!
By the time I ditched them, the Mel Gibson character had pulled a Jimmy Hoffa.
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